Jeffrey "OneShot" Wong Just Won't Die 7 "What the hell are we going to do?!" Misato gasped, the color draining from her face, "Ranma has gone to the other world to cause the Third Impact! How are we going to stop him?" Luna and Lina and Emiko looked around in confusion, all three of them desperately trying to understand what had everyone so riled up. They were all gathered in the livingroom of Ranma's home. Ranma had disappeared for the other world just a short while ago. It didn't really matter when he had left for time felt like it was standing still at the moment. "I don't understand, what is this Third Impact Ranma is trying to cause? What world did he goto?" Luna asked curiously, a bit worried about what she was going to hear. Ritsuko turned toward Luna and replied, "The Third Impact occurs when an Angel comes in contact with either Adam or Lilith," "Adam and Lilith?" Luna asked. "Yes, they are from the bible," she continued, "The scope of things is is that if Ranma comes in contact with either of them, the Third Impact would occur, and we don't know what that means," "Well, didn't Rei also cause the Third Impact on this world?" Akane asked curiously, "And we are still here. Could it be that bad?" Ritsuko shrugged, "I don't know. However, I wouldn't think it's a good idea to sit back and find out," "But it isn't our world that it's going to happen to," Shinji commented, "Is there any reason for us to get involved?" Misato shot Shinji a glance, "How could you say that? It may not be our world anymore, but how would you like it if someone from another world came here to cause a Third Impact and perhaps wipe out the human race in the process?" Shinji became silent, embarrassed. "What should we do?" Nene asked timidly. "What else? We go after him and stop him!" Misato said, "As much as I hate the thought of going against Ranma, what he is attempting to do is insane. Who knows what the outcome could be. Rei did it, and she succeeded, but perhaps it was because.....because she had originally be born to cause the Third Impact so perhaps she was able to change the outcome. We don't know what could happen if Ranma causes it...." "Um, how do you suppose we do that?" Linna asked, "I don't know if you guys notice, but Ranma's a tad bit more powerful than when we had first met him. Y'know, when we mistakened him for a boomer as he with us...." The room became deathly silent. Luna, Lina, and Emiko looked around curiously. "What do you mean?" Lina asked. "A long time ago, through a misunderstanding," Linna began, gesturing toward Sylia, Nene, and Priss, "mistakened Ranma for this thing called a 'boomer'. We hated boomer and would generally do anything to destroy them. Well, we fought against Ranma, all four of us at once against just him....and we were unable to defeat him. He's gotten insanely stronger since then. We weren't of much an obstacle against him, and it's damn sure that we're even less of an obstacle now," Luna shook her head, "You shouldn't think that. Although he's gotten stronger as you say, I'm sure you've also gotten stronger too," Linna gave a meek smile, "Um, well......" "Um, we stopped using 'hardsuits', these suits we wore when we fought against him, over a decade ago," Nene said, "I guess you can consider us more than 'rusty' when it comes to using them," "Um, if it's really bad if he causes this Third Impact, I guess I could always try and stop him," Luna gave a meek smile. The girls narrowed their eyes at Luna. "What, are you _that_ powerful that you can stop Ranma?" Akane asked curiously, "Keep in mind that none of us here aside from you and Lina saw that contest," Luna gave a non-committed shrug, "I don't know. Perhaps I might be able to stop him, but perhaps I might not. It is worth a try though, isn't it?" "And how is she going to stop him?" Asuka asked, "She's here and Ranma is on a different world. And Ryoga has the other nanban mirror and we don't know where he is," "You could always open a portal up," Lina turned toward her elder sister. Luna's face became a bit pale. "What's wrong?" Lina asked. "If I open up a portal to the other world, there's no way I can step through," Luna replied, "Remember? I'll need to stay on this world to keep the portal open so people go through to the other side. That means you'll have to go through and stop him," "M-me?" Lina said in surprise. Luna turned away from Lina and toward the group, "Waitaminute, is anyone here from where ever this world is that Ranma went to?" "Yes, a few of us," Misato spoke up, "Ritsuko, Asuka, Shinji, and I are from that world," "Well, that's good to hear," Luna said, "I asked this because I need some kind of reference point to open the portal, that being your memories of that world. Without it, we would need to find another way of getting there," "Yeah, and that would be the nanban mirror, but Ryoga has it and he isn't around here," Akane commented, "Sometimes, when he disappears, he disappears for years at a time," Luna said, "Well, that isn't all that much a problem. Since I have a reference, I can open a portal," The group cheered. "Well, what are you waiting for? Let's go!" On another world, a woman named Yui was walking down the street of Tokyo, on her way to a nearby mall store to do some shopping. Walking by her side was her husband Gendo. Gendo had this detached look on his face. It was obvious that he didn't want to be there. He knew why he was coming along with her shopping. His wife needed someone to carry all those bags of clothes she was going to buy. He sighed. He missed being the commander of Nerv Headquarters now that there were no longer a threat of Angels attacking. Although Nerv Headquarters was no longer needed well over two years ago, he still longed to work there. He longed to work again. Commended for basically exposing SEELE's plans, thanks to Ranma's help, to the UN, Gendo as considered a hero had been well rewarded. Gendo no longer needed money, the government more than happy to provide him with any and everything, and that meant there was no reason for him to work anymore. "I wish I was working," he muttered as he saw the giant clothing store getting closer and closer. "What was that, honey?" he wife, Yui asked. She was a beautiful young woman with short brown hair. Her beauty made it a wonder why she was with a man like Gendo. Gendo gave a meek laugh, "Oh, nothing," One of these days, he would put his foot down. "Hurry up, honey, you're walking too slow," his wife told him. "Yes, honey," Gendo said. He would put his foot down, but perhaps another day. As Gendo and Yui were crossing the very busy street, a bright light appeared high above them. When they quickly glanced up, the light had already disappeared. All that remained was Ranma has gavity took over and sent him down to the ground below. Luckily, he twisted skillfully in the air and landed silently on his feet him a short distance in front of the shocked couple. Actually, Gendo and Yui weren't the only ones shocked. There were hundred other onlookers that had just seen what had transpired. Ranma looked around, not all that bothered by the attention, "Now, where am I?" He looked around toward the buildings. It didn't take him long to recognize a building from when he was last on this world. "Ah, I know where I am. If that building is here, the that means Nerv is located that way," Ranma was talking to himself as he pointed toward the west. Just beyond the edge of the city was the mountain where Nerv was located. Just as Ranma was about to walk off in that general direction, someone called his name. "R-R-Ranma? Is t-that you?" came a surprised female voice. Ranma turned around and was pleasantly surprised to see a familiar face. "Ah, Yui," Ranma smiled warmly, "Nice to see you again," "W-what? H-how? W-when...." she began. "Is that really you?" Gendo asked incredulously. Ranma smiled and nodded, "Yep. It's really me," "How? I-I thought.....we thought you were killed," Yui said. "Um, well, more or less," he said, "It's a really long story. I'm basically the third version of the Ranma you know. Let's just say that I'm going through lives like they're nothing. The funny thing is is that I don't remember dying even once, let alone twice," Gendo narrowed his eyes at Ranma, "Are you really the same Ranma we know?" Ranma smirked, "Weren't you just listening? No, I'm not. I'm some kinda newer version of him. I'm still the same person meaning I remember everything, but I don't think we have ever physically met until today," Yui smiled, "Well, whatever the case, it's nice to find out that you're alive and well," Ranma gave her an odd look, "Just like that? I figure you would be surprised and speechless for longer than that," Yui gave a meek smile, "I'm sorry," She walked over and gave Ranma a hug, "It's great to hear that you're back. I'm so relieved," "Yui," Gendo called out to his wife, "You're married," Yui turned toward Gendo, a smirk on her lips, "Oh hush, honey. It's only a hug. No need to get all jealous," Gendo let out a grunt. He turned toward Ranma and offered his hand, "It's nice to see that you're alive and well," Ranma shook hands with Gendo, "I'm glad to be alive," "So, what brings you to this world?" Yui asked. "Nothing much," Ranma half-lied, "I just wanted to letcha know that I'm all right," Her eyes lit up, "Oh, you have to come around to our house to visit Rei. She doesn't know about you.....about your other self dying. She's been wondering want happened to you for quite a while," "Quite a while? What, how long has it been since I...since my other self came around, to pick up Unit-01?" "About a year," Yui said. "Actually, it'll be exactly one year as of next week," Gendo commented. Ranma whistled, "Man, I guess I have been away for quite a while. To me, it only feels like a week had passed, despite having been stuck on that other world for a few months," "Other world?" Yui asked curiously. Ranma waved a hand, "Oh, nothing. Nothing too important. Anyway, I'll be glad to stop by later in the day and talk to Rei, and Shinji as well. I'd like to know how they've been doing also," Yui smiled warmly, "That's good to hear. I'm positive they're going to be very excited to see you," "Good, I'll drop by later today," "W-will y-you go out with me?" Asuka looked at the young boy in contempt. It was now halfway through spending her lunchtime outside and already she had been asked out three times since lunchtime had started. She was getting sick and tired of being asked out. "No, I'm not interested," she said, fighting back the urge to simply kick the young boy in his groin to get her point across more concisely. She took several deep breaths before she was about to bring her attention back onto the book she was reading. She had finished her lunch early to finish reading this interesting book she had picked up the other day. She was sitting outside, her back against a tree. "Whatcha reading?" Hikari asked cheerfully as she sat down next to Asuka. Asuka smiled slightly. Although she should be angry for being interrupted, Hikari was her friend and she could let that slide. Besides, if it weren't for Hikari piloting Unit-02 along with Toji and Kensuke back then against the Angels, who knows what could had happened. "It's called 'Dawning of Immortality'," she replied. "What's it about?" "It's about a young man that became immortal and he goes about throughout the book seeking death," Asuka said, "It's a pretty good book, but what really gets to you is that it makes you wonder what it could really be like if you were immortal," "I read that book," came a masculine voice. Asuka and Hikari were both startled. They looked up and noticed a silhouette of a man standing before them. They couldn't distinguish his features since the sun was to his back and the glare was preventing them. "You two remember me?" Ranma asked, still smiling. "I'm sorry, but I don't think we do," Hikari commented for the both of them. "I wouldn't be surprised, it's probably been over a year since you had last seen me," Ranma said, shrugging his shoulders, "Oh yeah, by the way, if I were you two, I wouldn't sit like that," "What do you mean?" Asuka asked curiously. All she was doing was sitting against a tree. "I can see both of your panties," Ranma said. Asuka and Hikari both looked down and noticed that their panties were exposed. They shouldn't had sat down and leaned against the tree with their legs bent and pressed against their chests. Ranma grinned, "However, I must say, red panties seem to suit you, Asuka. And blue ones seem to suit you, Hikari," Asuka and Hikari yelped as they quickly brought their legs down and pulled the front of their skirts down. "You pervert!" Asuka shouted at him. Ranma didn't seem all that perturbed, "There's no need for you to be embarrassed. I've seen you naked plenty of times," "What?!?" Asuka's eyes widened, "W-w-when?! H-how!!" Ranma scratched his head, "Actually, I take that back. I haven't seen _you_ naked. I've seen another version of you naked plenty of times. It's just that she is identical to you so it might as well be you," "What the heck are you talking about?" Asuka glared at him, quickly standing up, a blush on her cheeks. Hikari also got to her feet. He smiled, "Anyway, that's not the point, I just wanted to stop by and letcha know that I'm alive and well," Hikari stepped slightly to the side so that the glare of the sun wasn't in her eyes. When she managed to get a good look or Ranma, her eyes widened. "Y-you're Ranma!" Hikari said in shock, "Y-you're alive?! H-how?!" Ranma smiled, "It's a long story," Asuka took a good glance at him, "Ranma? Hm, that name sounds familiar," He turned toward her and said "Just think back a bit," After a moment, her eyes widened when she recognized who it was. "You used to be our teacher!" Asuka said. "Bingo," Ranma smiled, "See, it wasn't that hard. I'm flattered that you bothered to remember me," Asuka blushed a bit. He was flattered? That's a rather sweet thing of him to say. Ranma leaned down toward her when he noticed the blush, "Hey, why're ya blushing? Dontcha go developin' no crush on me or nothing. I've got enough problems with the girls back home, and I have no intention of developing the same problems here," "M-me? I do not have a crush on you!" Asuka shouted loudly. "Good, keep it that way," he smirked, "Having one of you have a crush with me and constantly trying to deny it is bad enough, let alone two," "I said 'I do not have a crush on you!'" Asuka shouted once again, much louder this time. However, there was still a blush on her cheeks. Ranma chuckled, "Asuka, this version of you is exactly like the other one," For a brief moment, he forgot that this Asuka didn't know him as well, for he placed an arm around her shoulder. "At least knowing that you're here will definitely make my stay here all the more interesting," he commented happily. "A-and what's that supposed to mean?" she asked, quickly slipping out from under Ranma's arm, glaring at him. If anyone else had tried to put and arm around her, she would had clocked him. However, Ranma was different. He was not some the general nervous young boys that approached her. Ranma made a sad face, "Y-you don't want me to put my arm around you? My feeling are hurt," "Um," Asuka began, almost beginning to feel ashamed of herself. When she noticed Ranma smirked, that he was only teasing her, she shot him a wicked glance, "Why you..." Ranma held his hands up defensively, "Relax, I was only teasing. Can't you take a joke? Keep in mind I used to be your teacher. Y-you should treat your elders with respect," "Hmph," she turned her head away, "Respect my butt," "Um, would you like me to leave the two of you alone?" Hikari asked, "I mean, you two are arguing with each other as if you're both married to one another," Ranma jerked a thumb toward Asuka, "Me, married to her? I dunno about that," "No way would I ever be married to someone like him!" Asuka snapped at her friend, "I can't believe you would say something like that!" Ranma acted as if his feelings were hurt again and said, "Really? Why not? I'm not good enough for you?" Asuka paused for a moment before she caught on to Ranma's game and said, "I'm not falling for that!" Hikari sighed, "Anyway, back onto the subject. I thought you were dead...." "Dead?" Asuka looked at her friend. She then looked at Ranma. Ranma said, "Okay. I'll try and explain everything in one fell swoop. The Ranma you knew, the one that had been physically in your classroom to teach you, he died a while back. I'm just another version of him," "What?" Hikari said. "I'm sure you don't know all the fact, but neither do everyone else," he said, "All that you basically need to know as that although the Ranma you actually knew died, I retain all his memories. That's why I remember who you are, even though we never actually met," "W-what bring you here?" she asked. "Well, I kinda have some unfinished business," he said. "What kind of unfinished business?" Hikari asked curiously. Ranma shrugged, "Oh, don't worry about it. You'll probably find out soon enough. It'll be a surprise," Hikari smiled, "Cool, I like surprises," Ranma smirked. He looked around the courtyard, "So, do you guys know where Toji and Kensuke are?" "Yeah, they're probably still in class," Hikari replied, pointing toward a window, "That's their classroom up there," "How about Shinji?" "Shinji?" Hikari looked at Asuka, "He's probably hanging out with them also," "Cool," he said. He began walking off toward the school. "That's it? You're just going to leave?" Asuka snapped at him, "That's rather rude," Ranma looked at Asuka oddly, "Huh?" "You didn't even say something like 'see ya' or 'bye' or something like that," she commented, "Just up and leaving is rather rude, wouldn't you say?" "I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that," Ranma said, turning back around, "You sound exactly like one of the girls back home that have a crush on me," "What?!?" Asuka blushed, "I-I do not have a crush on y-you!!" "Keep it that way," he smirked, "You'll be very disappointed if you do when you find out what I have in store for everyone," "What do you mean?" Hikari asked first. "Nevermind. Don't worry about it," he said with a wave of the hand. "What are you going to do, just walk right into school and up to into their class?" Hikari asked, "There are school monitors walking about. They're not going to let you pass because you're not a student," Ranma shrugged, "So what. It doesn't bother me," Hikari and Asuka watched as Ranma entered the school building. Curious as to how Ranma would deal with the school monitors trying to prevent him from entering, they both decided to follow after him. It would prove rather amusing. They followed a good distance away, not really caring if he knew of their following. He only managed to walk into the school about ten feet before he was stopped. "Excuse me, but you're not permitted on school grounds if you're not a student," a passing teacher said. He looked to be in his mid-thirties and had a bald spot. "I'm a student," Ranma lied with a straight face. "Then why are you not in your school uniform?" "All my uniforms were in the wash before I realized it," he said, "I didn't wanna miss class because I didn't have a uniform," The teacher smiled, "Why, that's awefully good of you. Most of the kids nowadays would just skip class. They would use it as an excuse," "Well not me, sir," Ranma grinned, "I like school," "That's good to hear," the man said, "Very well, go on in. Just be sure to wear you uniform next time," "Sure thing," he said, walking on in. Asuka and Hikari looked at each other. "Damn, he's good," Hikari commented, "For a moment, even I actually believed him," "I guess so," Asuka shrugged slightly, showing no signs of surprise. "Do you girls need any help?" the teacher asked them. "Oh no, we're fine," Hikari said. The two girls quickly rushed past the teacher and up toward the classroom Ranma was headed. They only took five steps before they realized they had lost track of Ranma. "Where the heck did he disappear to?" Hikari asked her friend. "Probably up to the classroom," she replied. Together, they rushed down the hallway. They were stopped when Ranma's head emerged from a corner. "Boo," he said, causing both girls to yelp in surprise. "Where the heck did you come from?" Hikari gasped. Ranma smirked, "Why are you girls following me?" "We're on our way to class," Asuka replied with a straight face, "We're merely in the same classroom as the one you're headed to," He said, "Whatever you say. Whatever you say," He turned back around and headed down the hallway. "Jeez, what's with that guy?" Hikari jerked a thumb toward him, "He's being awefully obnoxious. I don't remember him being that obnoxious back then. What gives?" Asuka let out an annoyed breath, "Well, whatever the case, let's just hope he goes away after a short while. He's such a jerk," "Agreed," Hikari nodded. Together, they headed toward their classroom, Asuka taking care to ignore the stares given to her by the lucky boys lingering in the hallway at the time. "So annoying," she muttered under her breath. Hikari laugh, "Get over it. You like the attention," Asuka casted her friend a serious glance. "Um, maybe not," Hikari gave a meek smile. Hikari and Asuka entered the classroom where they saw Ranma, Shinji, Toji, and Kensuke gathered in the back corner of the room, already engaged in conversation. When Ranma glanced up and noticed them looking in his direction, the two girls quickly went to their seats and sat down, feigning a lack of interest even though they were both very eager to hear what they were talking about. The three boys were still in a state of shock. They were basically asking him questions on how he had managed to come back to life and such. He replied with the same patience as with everyone else before them. All in all, they seemed to take everything as a given. "Well, I'm glad to see that you're alive and well," Toji commented first, "I mean, it did come as a big surprise when we heard of your death. Heck, we even had a wake and all. Of course, there was no body and all, but I'm sure ya understand what I'm getting at," Ranma asked, "A wake? Really? That's rather flattering," "Yeah, Misato insisted on it," Kensuke said, "I think she took the news the worst for some reason," "Speaking of Misato," Ranma jumped at the opportunity, "What is she up to? Is she still around? I wouldn't be surprised if she weren't, what with Nerv no long existing and all. And what about Ritsuko and Naoko?" Toji nodded, "Yeah, they're around. Ritsuko and Naoko started their own business together. After Nerv was no longer needed, Ritsuko and her mom went on to create a consumer version of the MAGI that was used for Nerv. Misato became their spokesperson," Ranma whistled, "Wow, that sounds really impressive," "They started their own business about five months ago," Kensuke jumped in, "The business really took off. What started off as a two-person company boomed into one that now has over fifty employees and is still growing," He smiled, "I'm glad to hear they're all doing well. Now, about this company, where is it?" "They company is located right here in Tokyo," Kensuke replied happily, "Man, I can't wait to get school done and over with. They told me that once I get outta college, they'll be more than happy to hire me. Basically, I'm set," Toji let out a snort, "So what? Keep in mind that you still have the rest of high school and college to get through before you'll be working for 'em," Kensuke hung his head low, "I know," Ranma looked over his shoulder where he noticed the two girls glancing in his direction. It was obvious they were really interested in what he and the Three Stooges were having. "If ya wanna join us, you're welcome to," Ranma said, gesturing to the empty seat next to them. Asuka and Hikari turned toward each other. They seemed to think about it for a moment before deciding to come over to where Ranma sat. What Ranma found amusing was how Asuka and Hikari tried to feign distinterest and even pretended to show reluctance in joining them. "You're not fooling anyone," Ranma smiled warmly, regarding the two girls. "Whatcha talking about?" Asuka asked innocently. Ranma shrugged, "Okay. If you say so," He turned toward the three boys, "So where in Tokyo is this company? What's this company's name? I wanna go visit them," "The company is called NanoTech," Kensuke answered, "It's located only two miles directly south of the school. All you have to do is exit this school and make a left. The building is on your left. You can't miss it. It's one largest buildings in all of Tokyo. Quite a feat if you ask me considering how short a time it took to accumulate such wealth in order to buy a building," Ranma said, "All right. I'll go visit them then," "If you wait until after school lets out, perhaps we can all head their together," Shinji said, "We pass by that building on our way home every day," He thought about it for a moment before saying, "Yeah, sure. I guess I could wait until then. We can keep each other company," "That's cool," Toji said with a shrug. Ranma noticed Asuka and Hikari looking at one another. It was obvious they seemed interested in tagging along but found no reasonable explanation to be tagging along though. "Would you like to come along?" Ranma asked them, feeling it would be easier on them to accept his invitation than to ask themselves instead. "Well...." Asuka feigned reluctatance. "Hey, why bother, you live in the opposite direction of where we're headed," Toji said with a smirk. He didn't want them to come along. Although he didn't mind Hikari, he sure didn't like the thought of her friend coming along since they never got along. "It doesn't matter," Ranma said without much thought, "I'll walk 'em home if it gets late. Who knows what kinda people could be out late at night," Hikari and Asuka turned looked at each other. For some odd reason, they found that comment very endearing. It was also strange that Ranma did say that because they believed that one hundred percent and didn't like the thought of being out late at night simply because they didn't want to encounter any one dangerous. Shinji said, "Um, so what do you plan on doing while you wait for us to get out of school?" "I think I'll goto the library," he said. "Library? You mean that place with all those books?" Toji asked, a bit shocked. He didn't figure Ranma would be the type to enjoy reading a book or something like that. "Yeah," Ranma nodded, "I wanna read up on some current events, to see what I missed since I was last here," "Like what?" Kensuke asked. "Nothing in particular," Ranma shrugged, "Perhaps something like what happened after the Angels were finally defeated. Like what happened to the EVA units. Or what happened to Nerv itself. Stuff like that," Kensuke gave a great big smile, "Oh, you don't hafta worry about that. I know all about that stuff. I kept tabs on everything after the final Angel was finally defeated," "Oh, that's great. There's a lot of stuff I'm curious about," Ranma said. "Cool, I can tell ya whatever ya need to know," Kensuke said, "I'll be more than happy to help," "Thanks," A bell rang, signifying the end of lunchtime. The lingering student in the classroom headed toward their seats to await the arrival of their teacher. "Well, guys, I guess I best head out," Ranma said, "I'll wait for you guys by the front gate after school," "All right," everyone seemed to say in unison. Ranma turned around to leave the classroom. "Um, Ranma," Shinji called out to him. "Yes?" he turned toward the group. Shinji smiled warmly, "I'm glad you're okay," "Thanks," Ranma was leaning against a tree as five familiar students emerged from the school together. They all seemed relieved that the schoolday was over, Kensuke particularly eager on the trip in stored. "I haven't seen Misato and the others in what feels like ages," Kensuke said happily, "I can't wait to stop by," "Get over it," Toji said, giving his friend a light elbow in the side, "You just wanna see what new technology Ritsuko and Naoko are working on. You're just eager to catch a glimpse of what would be considered the 'next-generation' computer," Kensuke smirked, "Yeah, so? What about you?" "What about me?" Toji challenged. "You just wanna visit so you can see Misato," Shinji smirked mischieviously. "And what about you?!" Toji said toward Shinji. Shinji blushed, "W-what about me? I just wanted to see how they were doing, that's all," "Yeah right," Toji laughed, "Whatever you say, Shinji. Whatever ya say," "Hmph," the two girls muttered. Ranma said, "Before we go visit 'em, let's all go out and get some food. My treat," "All right!" the three boys shouted in glee. "So, what has happened since the Angels had been defeated?" Ranma asked Kensuke. He and the others were gathered around a table of a nearby restaurant, awaiting their meals to come. The restaurant was rather extravagant and everyone seemed to notice yet no one seemed all that relucatant to order some expensive dinner when Ranm had told them he more than enough money to cover whatever the bill was. Kensuke took a sip of his coke and said, "Well, not all that much happened. Nerv Headquarters was no longer needed and is no longer in use. It basically became a tourist attraction. People from all over the world come here and tour through the base. Everything in there remained intact like during the 'Angel Wars'," "Angel Wars?" Ranma asked curiously. "That's the official name of our battle against the Angels," Kensuke answered, continuinmg to drink, "Everything in Nerv is intact except for the EVA units," "What happened to them?" Kensuke took another sip of his drink, "Well, the EVA units were removed from Nerv and put in a museum. They've been decommissioned and are now on display at the museum located right here in Tokyo," "Really? Damn, I oughta go check 'em out. It's been quite a while since I've seen an EVA before," "Well, if you really want, you can always stop by the museum after visiting Misato and the others because the museum is only a short distance away from their building," "Y'know what, that doesn't sound all that bad an idea, I might just do that," Ranma said, "Okay, it's cool to hear that Nerv nor the EVAs had been dismantled now that they're no longer in use..." "Of course they wouldn't be disposed of," Hikari said, "For all we know, there could be another Angel attack and we would need them again," Ranma was silent, his lips a thin line. "Anyway, the EVAs can be found at the museum," Kensuke said, "From what I hear, visiting the museum will become a national school trip thing. I heard that starting next year, at some point in time, every middle schooler will visit that museum as part of a school trip. I guess Japan wants all the children to know just how important a role those EVAs played in this world's survival," Ranma smirked, "That's good to hear," "Our text books had been changed to include the 'Angel Wars'," Shiji said, "It mentions of even Kensuke and Toji and Hikari's role in piloting the EVAs. They also mention of Misato and Ritsuko and my dad and everyone," "I guess you're national heroes, huh?" Ranma grinned at the children. Hikari shook her head, "Actually, not really. We were all pretty famous for month or so, but then things died down. It's kinda like a phase this country went through. Nowadays, no one really know who we are unless we pointed it out to them," Ranma smirked, "How about me? Am I mentioned? Dontcha think I played a big part?" The children looked at one another, not really knowing how to react to the question nor what to say. "Um, about that," Kensuke said after a good minute of silence, "It seems there is absolutely no mention of you nor your role in the textbooks," Ranma shrugged, "Oh well. I was just curious, that's all," "Aren't you angry?" Hikari asked, "I mean, if I were you, I'd be angry. You played the biggest role of them all," He shook his head, "Not really. However, it will be a bit sad that no one besides myself will ever know of what I've been through. I've basically seen more stuff over the course of my life than anyone could imagine," "Actually, it's no totally untrue," Kensuke said, realizing his mistake, "There is mention of you in a book," "Oh?" "From what I hear, there's supposed to be this 'conspiracy' book floating around that seems to mention of no one but you," Kensuke said, "The book mentions very concisely of how you had somehow appeared in our world from Unit- 01. As to how the person knew this, no one knows because only a select few know about it," "Perhaps it was someone that worked at Nerv," Ranma suggested. "That's what everyone and Misato thought, but it seems the author used his or her penname in publishing the book," Kensuke said, "I don't know all the details. I suggest you talk to Misato about it because she really investigated into how that book came about. She came up with nothing," "You've read the book?" Ranma asked the young man. Kensuke shook his head, "Not yet. It only surfaced a short while ago and I haven't had the chance to get my hands on it. Misato told me about the book when I last saw her," "So, what else has she told you?" he asked curiously. Everyone else had their full attention on Kensuke. Everything he was telling was new to them. They were all pretty shocked that Kensuke knew of stuff such as this. "Well, she told me the book seems to be very accurate," he said, "She mentions of how the book talks about how you had actually been on this world around fourteen years before you showed up via Unit-01 and had played an unknown role that seemed to have much much more significance than anyone on this world believes," "Hm, I wonder who wrote it," Ranma scratched his head. "No one knows. From what she told me, Misato had basically been trying to pull her hair out trying to find out," Kensuke said. Ranma smirked, "Hey, perhaps Misato had actually written that book. But she is concealing that fact by pretending to be the one looking for the author. Since she is the author, no one will suspect a thing and would have believed she was truly looking for the real culprit when it was her all along," Everyone was dead silent. Ranma gave a laughed, "Hey, I was only joking around. No need to take it all serious," "Hey, what you're saying makes sense," Kensuke commented, "She was there for all the incidents mentioned in the book. Jeez, why didn't I ever notice that. It's gotta be her!" Ranma gave a meek smile, "Hey, I was only joking around," Ritsuko stared at the computer screen. She was tired and she wanted to go home. She had been in front of this computer since nine in the morning and it was now close to five. She hadn't even eaten yet. She had been stuck in front of this blasted computer reading through thousands and thousands of lines of code looking for that one line that was causing the operating system to crash on her everytime she tried opening a certain application. Her office wasn't all that extravagant considering she was co-president of the single most important company in the world, her mother the other co-president. It resemble a bit of a cubicle except there was a comfortable looking sofa in the corner and three chairs in front of her desk. Ritsuko was startled when the intercom next to her computer came on. "Ritsuko-sama, there's a few people here to see you," the receptionist said. Ritsuko sighed. She was a busy person. She had things to do. She didn't have time to see anyone, "Tell them to come back tomorrow," "Hey, what gives? You don't like us anymore or somethin'?" Toji's voice emerged from intercom. "Excuse me, sir, but you're not allowed to do that," she heard the receptionist's voice over the intercom. "C'mon, it's me, Toji," she heard his voice again. Ritsuko looked at the intercom. A second later she started laughing. That was typical of Toji. She said into the intercom, "All right, send them up. They know the way," Ritsuko leaned back in her chair. She couldn't help but smile at the thought of seeing the gang again. She remembered the receptionist saying that there was a group of people there to see her. That meant that it was most likely Toji, Kensuke, and Hikari. She glanced at the computer screen again and decided it was about time for a break. She hadn't seen the kids in a while and was looking forward to seeing how they were. She was also pretty eager to see Kensuke again. That young boy had a genuine interest in what she did and she found it very flattering. She liked the way he admired her. It made her feel very important. There was a knock at the door. "Come in," she said. The door opened. Because she had been expecting to see either Toji or Kensuke or Hikari, she was totally caught off-guard when she realized it wasn't them. Ritsuko's eyes became wide when she recognized the man standing in the doorway was none other than Ranma. She rubbed her eyes to make sure she wasn't seeing things. "Yes, it's me," Ranma said in that voice of his that Ritsuko found extremely sexy. "I-is it r-really you?" Ritsuko didn't dare to blink, scared that if she closed her eyes, he would no longer be there when she opened them. He nodded, "Yeah, it's me. I'm back," He entered the office, the children in tow. Ritsuko didn't even notice them until Toji said something. "Hey," Toji said with a wave of his hand, "Long time no see," "Toji, Kensuke, Hikari, how nice of you to come visit," Ritsuko said warmly when she recognized them. She then noticed two other children in the group that she didn't recognize. "That's Shinji and Asuka," Ranma jerked a thumb toward them, as if reading her mind, "They're friends of mine," Asuka blushed. S-she was Ranma's friend? Why would he consider her his friend when she didn't consider him a friend one bit. She barely even considered him an aquaintance. Ritsuko got up off her seat and approached Ranma, "I-I can't believe my eyes. I-it's really you," Ranma walked forward to meet Ritsuko halfway. He extended his arms outward where he gave her a warm embrace. She buried her head into his chest, enjoying the warm sensation of being so close to him. When he released his hold of her, he gave her a curious look. "What?" she asked. "Um, aren't you going to kiss me?" Ranma asked. Since she and the other Ritsuko were exactly alike, he was sure they would also act the exact same way. She blushed, "Well, if you don't mind," She had contemplated indulge herself and kiss him. Since it seemed he was expecting a kiss, she didn't feel she wanted to disappoint him. Asuka cleared her throat loudly. Ritsuko cast the young girl a glance before she turned her attention back toward Ranma. "Oh, I better not," Ritsuko said a bit sullenly, "There're children here," "Yeah, do that on your own time," Toji said. He took a glance at the computer and asked, "So, whatcha workin' on?" The lines of codes look like another language to him. "I'm just trying to debug some code," Ritsuko answered patiently, knowing full well that Toji wasn't at all interested in what he was seeing, "Basically, there's a line of code located there that is causing the operating system to crash every time I try to open a particular application," She took a smirk at Kensuke, "Kensuke, why don't you take a crack at it? I've been looking at code all day and my energy reserves are pretty much spent," Kensuke's eyes widened, "Really? You'll lettme do that? Thanks!" Ritsuko smiled warmly. She liked how enthusiastic Kensuke became whenever the subject of computer was mentioned. She even liked how he seemed actually interested in reading code. He took a glance at the computer. He started reading the code. However, he gave no indication that he knew what he was looking for let alone understand what each individual lines of code. "There's a syntax error here," he said, pointing at the screen, taking care not to actually touch it but have his finger just hover an inche from the screen itself. God forbid he actually touched the computer screen and leave behind a fingerprint. Ritsuko walked over to the computer and glanced over the boys shoulder. "Well I'll be. You're right," she said, a bit embarrassed at having missed it. However, having an error like that pointed out didn't mean all that much, "However, that error is only superficial. It's not what is causing the operating system to lock up," "Oh," Kensuke said, a bit disappointed. He had hoped it would fix everything. "So, what have you been up to?" Ranma asked. Ritsuko smiled. She held her hands out and gestured toward her office, "Well, as you can see here, this is my office," "I can see," he said, "Kensuke told me about how you went on to create some consumer based MAGI computer. That's pretty cool," Ritsuko waved a hand, "Forget about me, what about you? How is it possible that you're here?" "Well, it's a long story," he began, "I figure it'd be best that I tell everyone at once rather than to 'em individually," "Oh, I assume you mean Misato and my mother, right?" Ritsuko asked. Ranma nodded, "Yeah, Kensuke told me about how the three of you work together. I figure I can assemble all three of you and tell ya at once," "Have you seen Misato or my mother yet?" "No, I saw you first," he replied. Ritsuko felt a slight blush come to her cheeks. It was rather flattering that he came to see her first. She figured if he knew about Misato also working there, he would had visited her first since they knew each other a bit better, Misato and him knowing each other a bit more since she had been the one that had to go after Ranma when he had left Nerv Headquarters in a huff after shortly appearing there. At that moment, Ritsuko's stomach grumbled. "I'm sorry, I guess it's because I haven't eaten all day," Ritsuko said a bit embarrassedly. She dared to ask, "If you haven't eaten yet, would you like to go grab a bite to eat? Of course, we'll go with Misato and my mother, too," Ranma said, "Sure, I'm starving," "But we just came from eat-" Asuka began. "However, we actually came frome eating but I have no problem eating again," he continued, "I hafta take the girls home beforehand though," "Hmph, don't act like you're doing us any favors," Asuka muttered in disdain. Ranma gave the girl an odd look, "What's with you? Do you want me to walk you girls home or not? Cuz when I said I would, you didn't seem to eagerly decline. What gives now?" "Forget about it," Asuka said angrily. Ranma scratched his head, "Jeez, now what did I do? Are you pissed at me because I'm gonna go grab a bite to eat with Ritsuko and the others? I said I would walk you home and I'm not going back on my word so what gives?" "Nothing," Asuka said. She walked over to the couch and sat down. Her posture gave her an indication of annoyance and impatience. It clearly looked like she didn't want to be there now. Ranma turned toward Hikari, "Now what did I do?" "Forget it," she said, "It's clear that you really have no clue so it's useless to explain it," He sighed as he shook his head. He decided it was best to just ignore the situation and turned toward Ritsuko as he said, "Anyway, how much more work do you have left? If you're willing to wait, I can come back after walking the girls home," "Well, I guess so," she began. Her stomach grumbled again. She gave a meek smile, "Hm, I guess it can't wait. I haven't eaten all day, afterall," Ranma thought about it for a moment, "Hm, that's no problem, you can come along as I take the girls home. Afterwards, we can head out and eat. Basically kill two birds with one stone," "Look, we don't need you walking us home," Asuka snapped at him. "I dunno about you, but I don't wanna walk home alone," Hikari argued, "Because he's walking us home is one of the main reasons why I'm willing to stay out late," Asuka opened her mouth to protest but said nothing. She let out a snort as she crossed her arms over her chest and said, "Fine, whatever," "Asuka, are you pissed at me because you are jealous that I'm gonna go grab a bite to eat with Ritsuko here?" Ranma asked bluntly. "No!!" she quickly replied. Ranma looked thoroughly confused, "Then why're you angry at me all of a sudden?" After a moment of deep consideration, he said, "Aw screw it," He walked over to where Asuka sat and leaned in close to her. He looked deeply into her eyes. Asuka, a bit uncomfortable by how closely Ranma's face was coming to hers, ended up leaning farther back into the couch and stammering, "W-what a- are you doing?" Ranma said, "The eyes are the windows to a person's soul. I'm jus' reading your mind. I dunno what the heck is up with ya so I'm gonna read your mind instead. I hate playing games," Asuka blushed beet red as she quickly cut off Ranma's eye contact with her. However, it was too late. Ranma already knew his answer. "C'mon, jus' lettme see," he lied, "I didn't get a chance to read your thoughts yet," "G-good, you've got n-no right reading a person's mind without their concent," Asuka said, glad he didn't get the chance to read her thoughts, to know of her inner secrets. Ranma shrugged, "I just figured it'd be easier that way," "Look, you shouldn't do something like that," Hikari interjected, "It's not right. It's an invasion of privacy," "All right, I won't do it then, sheesh," Ranma said, "No need to make a big deal outta it," "Okay then," Hikari said. Ranma turned toward Asuka, "Look, whatever I did, I didn't mean to do it," "Fine," Asuka said. Somehow, she felt a bit better. "Well, now that you're here, we should go get a hold of Misato and my mother," Ritsuko said suddenly, "I'm sure they'll be glad to see you," "Sure," "So lettme get this straight, Adam is no longer at Nerv?" Ritsuko nodded, "No, Adam was actually buried where he was from originally," Ranma winced as he said, "And that would be Antarctica?" "Correct," Ranma sighed. He and the others were on their way toward the Development Department two floors below Ritsuko's office where Naoko and Misato were said to be at the moment. It was something to do with the intranet going down and the employees being unable to send messages to each other within the company. Ranma had took the short walk to ask Ritsuko a series of questions, taking care not to ask specific ones that would arouse suspicion. "That's cool," Ranma acted disinterested, "Gee, I wonder where though," "Although I don't know the exact location, I'm sure Misato knows," she answered, "She was actually in charge of returning Adam back. From what she had told me, she basically put Adam back where he first appeared," Ranma smirked, "Really?" He knew exactly where it was. Although it hadn't been him physically that was there, he remember how to get there. He recalled his adventure to this world, when he and Asuka had come here to prevent the Second Impact, which they had succeeded in preventing.....but at the cost of his former self's life. Ranma casted a glance in Asuka's direction and smiled warmly. He recalled those memories as if he had actually experienced them. "What?" Asuka noticed Ranma looking at her. "What, does she have some kinda booger hanging out?" Toji smirked. "Nothing," he smiled, "I'm just recalling an old memory. Ritsuko mentioned Antarctica, I remember having gone there with Asuka," "I never went there with you!" Asuka stated. Ranma let out a laugh, "I know. Heck, neither was I. I was merely referring to my previous life. I just happen to retain his memories. Anyway, my former self had gone to Antarctica with your other self," "Really?" Asuka showed signs of interest. "Yeah, it was pretty exciting adventure," he replied, "I remember you, I mean your other self, getting stuck sharing a single sleeping bag because you had forgotten to spike the tent in correctly and the winds blew your tent away," "I never did that!" Ranma sighed, "I know. I'm basically referring to 'you' as in your other self. That's all," "Oh," she said. "That sounds like quite an adventure," Ritsuko smirked. Ranma smiled, "I guess you could say so. You won't believe what Asuka is capable of. I remember falling overboard once into the freezing cold water and basically developing hypothermia and exhausting myself getting back on the boat. Well, the next thing I remember was waking up totally stark naked with Asuka sleeping every bit as naked right next to me," "Well, if it's hypothermia, then it was the right choice," Ritsuko said logically, "Direct body contact is a great way to warm up a person suffering from hypothermia," "True, but for all I know, she could have taken advantage of me while I was in my weakened and unconscious state," Ranma smirked, jerking a thumb toward Asuka. "I did no such thing....and I know my other self would do no such thing either!!" Asuka shouted, blushing horribly. Ranma grinned, "If you say so," "Hmph!" "C'mon, let's go see Misato and Naoko," Ranma changed the subject, "Gee, I wonder how they're gonna react," "I'm sure they'll be very glad to see you," Ritsuko smiled wryly, "Well, we're here," They were gathered in front of two large doors that was the entrance to the Development Department. Ritsuko opened the doors and entered, everyone following closely behind. The entire section was empty save for Misato and Naoko, everyone else having gone home at the end of the workday. Neither Naoko nor Misato had seen the group enter the room until Ritsuko cleared ther throat. "We have some visitors," Ritsuko said. Naoko, whom had her back toward the group while she looked at the inside of the server, turned around. Misato had been in one other corner of the room trying to fix her own fair share of problems. She was no where near as efficient with fixing computers as Naoko but she could contribute a bit. She too turned her attention toward Ritsuko. "Oh, hi guys," Misato said, getting up and approaching the group. She managed to take about two steps before she stopped in mid-step when she recognized Ranma, "R-Ranma?" "R-Ranma? Is that really you?" Naoko asked, also recognizing him. He nodded, "Yep, I'm back," Misato and Naoko both ran forward and glomped onto Ranma from each side. "Holy shit, it's really you!" Misato said. She kissed him passionately, her tongue invading his mouth. Ranma's arms flailed as his eyes widened as he realized what had just happened. He ended up falling backwards, both females falling down and on top of him. Naoko seemed to be in pure heaven as she buried her head snugly up against his chest. "I can't breath," Ranma tried to say, considering Misato's mouth was blocking his air passage. Luckily, he managed to free himself after a minute. "Jeez," Ranma said breathing heavily, "I thought I was gonna die there," "I want you to fuck me now!" Misato said, proceeding to remove her shirt to expose her breasts. She then proceeded to remove her bra. "W-w-what t-the hell are y-you doing?!" Ranma stammered. "I'm not gonna lose this opportunity to have your child," she said. "T-t-t-there's c-children here!" he said. Misato smirked, "I don't care. They could watch if they want," "Get off of him," Ritsuko told Misato, "He's not some slab of meat," "Dude, this is better than watching a porno!" Toji said happily, his eyes intent of Misato's breasts. He couldn't wait until she took off her bra. Misato let out an annoyed breath as she got to her feet, putting on her shirt, "You're no fun, Ritsuko," She casted Ranma an alluring gaze, "You and I will have business to attend to later. For instance, like the actual act of conceiving our baby together," Ranma emphatically shook his head, "No, I don't think so! You're outta yer mind," "C'mon, it'd be cool," she winked, "If the baby is a boy, we can name him after you. We can name him 'Ranma'," Ranma stopped shaking his head, seemingly interested now as he said, "Really? Hm, now that you put it that way...." "Ranma!!!" The other females in the room shouted at him. He held his hands up, "All right. Forget I mentioned it," "You're joking, right?" Ritsuko asked Misato. "I haven't been more serious in my life," she said with a straight face. Ranma took a moment to compose himself. Misato had somehow caught him off- guard with that stunt and that comment. "Um, as flattering an offer as it is, I'll take a rain check," he said, "I'm not interested in raising a family yet. There's still so much more I wanna do before setting down once and for all," "Like what?! Die a third time?!" Misato said rather wryly, "Well, I ain't gonna let that happen," "Man, what's come over ya? Why're ya acting all like this?" he asked, "Why're being so aggressive all of a sudden? You were never like this," Misato didn't care that there were others around. She wanted to tell him simply out of fear that something horrible could happen a minute later and kill everyone on the planent. "Ranma, I fell in love with you the very day I met you," she said, "No, I'm not talking about when you appeared from Unit-01. I'm talking about when I was a little girl and you showed up pretending to be a man named 'Adam' who was seeking help for your supposed 'Niece Lilith'," Ranma whistled, "Wow, you remember that? That was like, a really really long time ago," She nodded, "Yeah....all I'm saying is I no longer want anymore missed opportunities to tell you," Ranma was silent for several moments before he gave a meeks smile, "Um, well, I guess you told me then," There was an awkward silence. Misato gave a nervous laugh, "Well, I guess you're right. I'm glad I got that off my chest," Everyone fell to the floor. Kensuke was the first to get up, "I have a question, Misato-san," "Sure, what is it?" she asked, turning her attention toward him. She casted Ranma one last glance, silently telling him that she still had some unfinished business with him remaining. That was what worried him. "You wouldn't have happened to have found out who wrote that book you mentioned?" he asked. "What book? Oh, you mean that book that mentions about Ranma?" she asked. She turned toward Ranma, "There's a book that seems to have been published that mentions of you and your role on this world," Ranma nodded, "Yeah, I know. Kensuke told me about it," "Well, I never found out who wrote that book," she said, "I haven't a single idea who it could have been," "Could it perhaps because your wrote it?" Kensuke smirked. "Huh?" Misato looked at the young boy like he had grown a second head. "I kinda makes sense," Kensuke said, "You were there at all those events mentioned. And what better way to make people not suspect it was you than to go on pretending to be searching for someone else," Misato burst out laughing, "You think I wrote that book? That's a riot," Kensuke scratched his head, "Hey, it did seem to make sense," Ranma leaned forward and looked into Misato's eyes. After a moment, he turned to face the group. "Nope, she didn't," he said truthfully. He was sure she hadn't written the book and reading her thoughts just confirmed it. "Ranma!" Hikari narrowed her eyes at him. "What?" "You just said you weren't going to probe anyone's mind, at least without consent," she said, her hands on her hips. Ranma gave a meek laugh, "Oops, I kinda forgot," "Forgot what?" Misato asked curiously. "Ranma promised he wasn't going to probe a person's mind," Hikari said, casting him a cold glance. Misato didn't act all that surprised, "Ranma being able to read a person's mind? I knew that. I have no problem with him reading my mind," She smirked as she leaned in close to him, "C'mon, Ranma, what am I thinking of?" Ranma laughed, "Ha, I'm not gonna do it. It's probably something sexually deviant," "Gee, you think?" she asked sarcastically. Ranma sighed as he shook his head, "Look, enough with the sexual innuendos here," Although they never acknowledged it, Asuka and Hikari were very glad to have Ranma walking them home. It seemed everyone had stayed at the building longer than they had expected and it was now dark out. For some reason, they felt very safe, like nothing bad could possibly happen to them. And even if something did happen, Ranma would be there. The others had gone their separate way, the boys not needing an escort and Misato and the others having gone out to eat some dinner. "So, how is life?" he asked from out of the blue, hoping to keep the walk back to Asuka and Hikari's place less awkward. "What do you mean?" Hikari asked. Ranma smiled, "I dunno. Like do you two have boyfriends?" Asuka snorted, "Ha, like I would ever want to a boyfriend from this school," "No," Hikari said, "No boyfriend," "Really, neither of you two have boyfriends? Wow, I'm surprised," he said, "I figure you two would have no problem finding boyfriends," Hikari narrowed her eyes, "Why do you seem so interested in whether or not we have boyfriends?" Ranma grinned as he placed his arms over both girls shoulders, "Oh, nothing. I'm just glad that you two don't have boyfriends. It just means you're both available for someone like myself," "Ha ha, real funny," Hikari muttered, slipping back out from under Ranma's arm. She did have a bit of a blush on her cheeks. Ranma turned toward Asuka, "Oh, it seems Hikari isn't interested in me," "Hmph," Asuka said, also slipping out from under his arm. She, too, was blushing. "If you really want to know, we choose not to have boyfriends," Hikari said for the both of them. Ranma smirked, "Oh, I get it. You don't need boyfriend because you have each other, huh? You two are more than just friends?" He gave them nudges with his elbow. "No!!!" both girls shouted toward him. Ranma chuckled, "I'm just joking with you," He placed his arms back around the girls, messing up the girls' hair in the process. He swayed a bit as he walked, causing the girls to sway with him. "W-what do you think you're doing?" Asuka muttered. She didn't get out from under Ranma's arm. She didn't know why though. No boy had even dared to even touch her let alone put an arm around her like Ranma had. "C'mon, I know you like the attention," Ranma smiled warmly. Asuka blushed, "I-I d-do not," "Hikari here is only tolerating me having an arm around her because she likes Toji but knows that he isn't here and she isn't worried about him getting jealous," Ranma said with a grin. "H-how d-did you know?!?" Hikari shouted, slipping out from under Ranma's arm, her face completely red. Ranma laughed, "Ha ha ha, I knew it. I was only guessing but it seems your reaction proves it true," Hikari, still blushing, said, "Y-y-you're wrong!!!" Ranma's visage became rather calm and soft as he said, "Don't worry, Hikari, I won't tell anyone. You can trust me," "Hmph," Hikari snorted. Ranma paused. He stopped to look at this bathhouse. He took his arm off Asuka to scratch the back of his head. "What?" Asuka asked him. "Hm, I haven't been to a bathhouse in the longest time," he said. "You're gonna hit the bathhouse?" Hikari asked. Ranma shrugged, "Yeah, why not? I'll stop by here before I leave," "Leave?" Asuka asked, "You're leaving?" Ranma smiled, "C'mon, you really think I was just going to stay here? I was only visiting. I've only come here to say hi to everyone and tell them that I'm all right before I leave," "Leave for where?" Hikari asked. Ranma shook his head, "No need for you to know. Let's just say it's a place that doesn't have bathhouses like these. Ooh, I didn't notice it but it's actually one of those mixed bathhouses," "It's a mixed bathhouse?" the girls asked at once. Ranma smirked, "Y'know, let's just say if we were to attend this bathhouse together, that means I'll be able to see you totally naked," The two girls blushed a deep shade of red. "Y-yeah, but that m-means you'll be naked, too," Asuka managed to retort. Ranma didn't seem all that bothered, "Yeah, so?" He waved a hand, "Forget about it. Come on, let's get you two home," "Are you trying to get rid of us?" Hikari said, her hands on her hips. Ranma gave them an odd look, "Huh? Man, what's with you females in general?" "And what's that supposed to mean?" Asuka asked curiously, wondering if she should be offended. He said, "I dunno. You females are weird. You're so temperamental . You could totally hate my guts and actually want me dead yet actually get jealous when you see me talking to some other female or something like that. What gives? Like now, we all know that you both can't wait til I'm outta your life yet when I mention it, you act all sad and stuff. Make up your mind," "We are not like that!" Asuka said for the both of them. "Oh yeah?" Ranma smirked. He shot his hands out toward the girls' direction before bringing it back to his said, a bit grin on his face. "What did you just do?" Asuka asked. He held his hands forward toward the girls to reveal a pair of blue in one hand and a pair of red panties in the other. "Where did you get those?" Hikari asked. "They're yours," he said. "What?!?!?!" both girls' eyes widened. What happened next Ranma found rather amusing. Since they didn't believe him, they pulled the front of this shool skirts up to make sure that they were wearing their panties. However, it only took a fraction of a second for them to realized that they not only had no panties on, but they were actually giving Ranma a perfect view of their private area. Ranma grinned, "Well, now I know what both of your natural hair color are," "You asshole!!!" the girls shouted at him, totally humiliated, quickly puling their skirts back down to hide their nakedness. Still holding onto their panties, he said, "Now, from the way the situation looks, it seems like you're really pissed at me and want to rip my head off when in actuality, you're flattered that it looks like I'm interested enough in you two to steal your panties," "What?!? And give those back!!!" Hikari shouted, grabbing her and Asuka's panties back. She handed Asuka back her own panties. They quickly looked around to make sure no one was looking. When they realized that no one was around, they quickly put them on, making sure that they didn't bend over more than was necessary and give Ranma another peep show. "This is what's so weird about you girls," Ranma said, "It's obvious you consider me some kinda pervert-" "You're more than a pervert!!!" Asuka shouted at him. "However, you girls are also secretly flattered from the attention I gave you to steal your panties," he continued. "W-we are not!!!" they both shouted. "Ooh, he's such a pervert for stealing our panties," Ranma continued, pretending to be a female and saying in a female voice, "However, I'm kinda flattered that of all the possible panties out there for him to steal, he stole mine," "What?!?!?!?" they shouted, "We a-are nothing like that!!!!" Ranma laughed, "Yeah, right, whatever ya say," "We are not!!!" they said emphatically. "Okay, perhaps I was wrong, maybe not all female are like that," he said, "However, let's just say that you both wear the sexiest panties I've ever seen," "R-really?" both girls asked, blushing, their anger replaced by embarrassment. Ranma pointed toward them, a big smirk on his lips, "Y'see! Now you're flattered! I betcha for a second you forgot that I saw supposed to be angry with you!" Both girls looked at one another before turning toward him and saying, "We are not flattered!" "All right," Ranma said with a shrug, "Go ahead and slap me then if it'll make you feel better," They didn't so much as hesitate for a fraction of a second as they both slapped him hard on both cheeks. They both stormed away, hoping Ranma burn in hell. Ranma said, "Are you sure you two wanna walk home alone? It's pretty late out," Both girls stopped dead in their tracks, not really knowing what to do. They were infuriated with Ranma yet they didn't like the thought of walking home without an escort. Ranma quickly caught up with them. Knowing that they were in a state of emotional conflict between hating Ranma and wanting him there walking beside them, he made it easy for them. "Forget it," he said, "I'm not letting you walk home by yourself," "We don't want you escorting us home!" Hikari basically lied through her teeth, "We'd rather walk home alone than be escorted by you!" "Well I ain't lettin' ya," he said, still smirking. "Hmph!" Hikari turned her head in disgust. Ranma shrugged, "All right, if you really don't want me walking you home, then have fun heading home by yourself. Besides, I can go to the bathhouse now instead of later," He began walking off. Asuka turned toward Hikari. "I-I don't want to walk home unescorted," Asuka said in a silent tone. "Um," was all she managed to say in reply. They both glanced toward Ranma as he walked down the street. As if a huge weight had been lifted off their shoulders, they then noticed Ranma turning around and walking back toward them. "I can't letcha walk home alone," he said, figuring he had already had enough fun with them, "It's not right that I not escort you two like I had promised earlier," "Hmph, don't act like you're doing us any favors," Hikari reverted back into defensive mode. Ranma continued to enjoy the scene playing out but said, "I don't care. You're not walking home alone," As the two girls continued walked, Ranma walked on ahead and turned around to face them, making it so that he was just a few steps in front of them but currently walking backwards. "What you did back there....I think you should burn in hell," Asuka said with contempt. Although she showed signs of hatred toward him, deep down inside, she was grateful that he insisted that he escort them. She didn't want to walk around and knew that she was too prideful to ask for him to do so. This made it easier for both her and Hikari, to merely accept his offer to walk with them rather than actually ask. "Look, what I did back there," he said, "It was all to prove a point," "And what point was that?" Asuka muttered, her eyes narrowed toward him. "On how you females are so temperamental. You may say and act out one thing when deep down inside, you're thinking the exact opposite," Ranma answered, "It's weird," Ranma, walking backward, had been unaware that he had stepped into the middle of a busy street. "R-Ranma," Asuka called out to him. Ranma had a split second to react. He turned his head just in time to see the speeding car. Although he had lightning quick reflexes, he didn't have enough time to get out of the way. Since he knew he didn't have enough time, he had simply braced himself for the impact. He crossed his arms in front of his chest just as the car struck him. He was sent flying bodily through the air where he crashed into a telephone pole, the pole breaking and falling forward from the force of the impact as Ranma continued flying through it and through the window of a store. The car skidded to a halt a good distance away, dozens of other cars behind it also skidding to a halt. "R-Ranma!!" the two girls shouted, rushing across the now congested street and into the store via the broken window. "Ranma, a-are you okay?!" Hikari said, this nauseous feeling in the pit of her stomach. Ranma was in the process of getting up to his feet. He looked more embarrassed than hurt. "Man, I should've seen that car coming," he muttered, dusting himself, "What's wrong with me? I must be losing my edge or something," "A-are you all right?" Asuka asked, the first time coming to mind. She was absolutely shocked that Ranma was able to get up from being struck like that. Ranma nodded, "Yeah, I'm fine," He carefully exited the store, the patrons watching with a shocked look on their face, and out onto the side walk. He peered down the street where he saw the driver of the car heading in the direction of the store, this pale look on his face. "Don't worry, I'm fine," he told the driver. He regarded the car and winced. The car was wrecked. The entire front of the car was damaged beyond recognition and steam from the broken radiator was billowing out. Ranma turned toward the girls, "C'mon, let's get outta here before the police show up," They all ran off down the street. "Are you sure you're all right?" Hikari asked after the three of them had ran two blocks away from the scene of the accident before they finally slowed down. Ranma smiled, "If I didn't know better, I'd think you were truly concerned about me," "Um, of course I should be concerned," Hikari said, "You were just hit by a car," Ranma waved a dismissive hand, "Don't worry about it. I'm fine. I can get hit by a tank shell without getting hurt all that much. A car is child's play," The girls just looked at each other, not knowing whether Ranma was joking or not. They eventually took it at face value and believed him. He seemed to constantly regard him, this baffled look on their faces. "C'mon, I can understand Asuka being confused but not you, Hikari," Ranma said, pausing so the girls to catch their breath, "I'm still the same Ranma you knew from back then. Well, I may be different but I'm different. I dunno if that makes sense or not," Hikari, finally catching her breath, said, "Still, it's pretty remarkable that you walked away from there without a scratch," Ranma shrugged, "I've been through worse," "Don't be so modest," Asuka smirked at him. She found it rather exciting. Sure, she had been terrified at the thought of seeing a dead Ranma went she dared to enter the store via the broken window, but when she saw him getting up under his own power, her heart lept into ther throat from relief. Ranma said, "Let's just forget it ever happened. We'll all be better off," "Perhaps, but what about the guy and his car? And the store owner?" Hikari asked curiously. "I'm sure they can take care of things," he said with a smile. The three of them proceeded down the street once again. Ranma gave the girls a big grin, "Hee hee, I'm kinda flattered that you were so worried about me back there. And here I thought you wanted me to burn in hell," The girls looked at each other. "Foget about it. C'mon, let's get going," Ranma whistled as he looked up at the extravagant looking building, "Wow, both of you live in this apartment complex? Looks really classy," Hikari nodded, "Yeah, Asuka lives on the floor above me. That's how we know each other," "That's cool," he commented, "It must be nice living so close to one another. You can goto school as well as come home together," "That's how it always is," Asuka said. Ranma noticed Hikari looking at a car parked in front of the building. "Something wrong?" he asked. "If I recall correctly, that's Misato's car," she said. "Really? You think she's here?" Ranma asked, "If she is, I wonder why," Hikari relucatantly headed into her apartment complex and went into the elevator to ride it up to Hikari's floor. Hikari was silent in the elevator because she had this funny suspicion that she would see Misato waiting outside her door. She was right. As they emerged from the elevator and onto Hikari's floor, they caught sight of Misato leaning against Hikari's apartment door. "You're right, it seems she is here," Ranma said with a smile. "Yeah," Hikari muttered. "I wonder what she's doing here. Don't she have anything better to do?" Asuka said, her voice rather cold. Ranma approached Misato, "Hey, Misato, what brings you here?" "Hey guys," she greeted everyone, "I figured perhaps you might be hungry and was interested in going out and grabbing a bit to eat. Since I heard you mention that you were dropping the girls off, I figured I would wait here," Ranma smiled, "Sure, I don't see a problem in that. I'm starving," "But you just ate, right before we visited Misato and the others," Asuka quickly pointed out. He turned toward the pretty red-haired girl and said, "Well, yeah, but that was a couple of hours ago. I'm hungry again," "Hmph," Ranma placed a hand on Asuka's head and messed up her hair, still smiling, "What's the matter? Ya don't want me going out eating with Misato or something?" Asuka blushed, "W-what makes you think that? O-of course not!" Misato smirked. She wondered if Ranma noticed. "Okay," he said. He turned toward Misato, "All right, we'll go out and eat together. Just lettme say goodbye to Hikari," "Okay," she nodded. She walked off down the hallway, Asuka relucatantly following behind. "Well, Hikari, this is where I say goodbye," Ranma said warmly. "Um, yeah," she said softly. "You sound sad," he said, "Is something the matter?" Hikari felt a bit embarrassed to say but she didn't feel all that embarrassed to confide in Ranma. There was this quality to Ranma that made her feel very comfortable around him, like she could say anything to him. "I guess I feel sad that you're leaving," she said. Ranma smiled warmly, "I'm flattered to hear that. However, you hafta keep in mind that I had never intended to stay here," "Not even longer?" He shook his head, "No. I was just stopping by here to say hi to everyone before going on my way. You know I don't belong here," "So you're going to go back home? T-to your own world?" Ranma nodded, "Yeah, I'll go back to my own world soon enough after I get some business done on this world. However, I'm still leaving regardless," Hikari gave a sad look, "Oh," Ranma leaned forward and gave her a kiss on her cheek, "You take care, all right?" "Yeah," Hikari said, blushing slightly. "Bye," he said, placing a hand on the girl's shoulder and giving it a gentle squeeze. She reached up and placed one of her hands on top of his and gave it a squeeze too. When Ranma said his farewell, he headed down the corridor where he met up with Misato and Asuka where they seemed to be in the middle of a conversation. "Perhaps a nice restaurant or something," Misato was answering Asuka, "I don't know for sure," "Whatcha talking about?" he asked. "Oh nothing," Misato smiled at him. "Come on, let's getcha home," Ranma turned toward Asuka. Asuka walked into the elevator and punched the number for her floor, Ranma and Misato entering. There was this awkward silence in the elevator as they rode it. When the door opened, Misato waited behind while Ranma walked with Asuka down the corridor to her apartment door. "So you're leaving?" she asked. He nodded, "Yeah," "You're not coming back?" He nodded his head, "Most likely not," "I have one question," she said, a bit nervous. "Shoot," "Um, just how well do we get along? You and my other self?" she asked. She had been meaning to ask this ever since he had mentioned it. Ranma smiled warmly, "We get along pretty well. Although your other self seems to hate my guts, I know deep down inside is quite the opposite. I just think she'll never admit it," "Y-you mean she likes you, too?" Asuka asked. Ranma smirked, "Too?" "Um, I-I mean..." He placed a hand on her shoulder, "Yeah, she likes me. And I like her, too. If it'll make you feel better, I actually care very much for her," "R-really?" "Actually, if you really wanna know, I had actually died once for her. And that if it weren't for her, this world would have been a whole lot different than what it is now," he said, giving her a kiss on the cheek, "However, that's the extent of what I'll say," "Oh," "You take care now, y'hear?" he smiled. "I kinda feel bad that we don't know each other that well," she said. She didn't know what on Earth had compelled her to say it but she figured since she was never going to see him again, it was best to say her final words instead of regret not having said so. "Don't worry," he said, "I'm no one worth remembering. Goodbye," He turned around and left. Asuka watched as he disappeared into the elevator with Misato. "I doubt it," she said softly before heading into her apartment. "So, where would you like to go eat?" Ranma asked as he and Misato emerged from the building and approached Misato's car. Misato suggested a nice restaurant nearby. Oddly enough, it was the exact same restaurant Ranma and the children had eaten earlier. He didn't seem to mind and said, "Sure, I don't see a problem," Ranma got into the car with Misato as she drove off toward the restaurant. "So, what do you plan on doing afterwards?" she asked. "What, you mean after eating?" he said, "Well, originally, I had planned to check out that bathhouse located about halfway from your workplace and the girls' home. I guess I'll eat first and then go there right afterwards," "You mean that mixed bathhouse?" He nodded, "Yep," "Can I join you?" she asked with a smile, dirty thoughts passing through her mind, "I haven't been to one of those in a while and I'm basically aching all over. I've had a rough day of work and figure a nice bath would help ease my tension away," "It's a public bathhouse," he shrugged, "You're free to do as you please. However, I got this sneaking suspicion that you're only interested in seeing me naked," "Well, I guess you can consider it one of the benefits of going to the same bathhouse as you," she grinned mischievously. He let out an annoyed breath, "How come I've got the feeling I should be worried about a comment like that...." "So, what do you plan on doing after the bathhouse?" she asked. "I dunno, we can perhaps go back to your place," he smirked, "Since you mentioned wanting to have a baby with me, I figure I'll take ya up on your offer," Misato suddenly swerved off the road, narrowly missing several pedestrians. When she managed to get the car back under control and back on the road, she turned her gaze toward him, her eyes open. "Jeez, man, you're one crazy driver," he commented, holding his chest as if he had almost had an heartattack to emphasize his words. "Are you serious?" she asked. "Yeah, you drive like a nut," he nodded. "No, not my driving! I'm talking about..." she started. When she realized Ranma was smirking and had obviously been joking, her eyes narrowed. "Damn you," she snapped at him, "I was really serious about having a baby," Ranma's joking visage turned serious as he realized he had upset Misato, "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it that way," "When are you ever going to stop joking around?" she asked, "There're are time when it's inappropriate and now is one of 'em," "I said I'm sorry," he said defensively, "I guess I got carried away," Misato smiled a bit. She sighed and then said, "When I mentioned about my wanting a baby, I was dead serious," "I know, I hear ya," "And, well......" she tried to say. "You consider me the best candidate to be your baby's father, huh?" Ranma finished it for her. Misato nodded. She was really surprised at how serious Ranma could be when he really needed to be. One second he could be teasing and joking around like some obnoxious schoolkid and the next, an mature and well-mannered adult. Ranma scratched his head, "I dunno what to say. I'm flattered by the offer, but I'm not interested in settling down, at least not anytime soon," Misato sighed, "How come I'm not surprised?" She cleared her throat, "In all seriousness, I'm very eager to have a baby regardless, preferably yours," "Can we just drop it? It's kinda making me uncomfortable," he said sincerely. "Just hear me out," she said. "All right, fine," "Anyway, we're both not getting any younger," she said, "Well, at least I'm not. I'm at the age where I want to settle down. Y'know, become a mother and raise a child," "I know, but like I said before, I'm not interested in settling down yet," he replied, hoping she would get the picture. "If you're worried about the actual act of conceiving a child and feel uncomfortable with it, then you don't have to, but I would still like to have your child," she said. "Oh, you mean through artificial insemenation?" he asked. She nodded, blushing a bit as she added, "As much as it would disappoint me in not being able to enjoy actually conceiving a child with you, I'm willing to take that approach," "But why me?" Misato laughed, "Y'know what's weird? You may perhaps be one of the most arrogant men I have ever met, yet you are also, by far, the most modest." "I don't follow ya," She narrowed her eyes at him, wondering if Ranma was just pulling her leg and just wanting to hear her say it. However, when she realized that he was truly confused, her heart skipped a beat as she felt herself falling for him even more. "Well, if you really wanna know, you have exceptional genetics," she said, feeling a bit weird explaining this, "If the baby has even a fraction of your genetics, it'll grow up stronger, faster, more intelligent, and overall more powerful than any human being alive. I want to have a baby like that. At a purely primative and instinctual point of view, that is what every mother would want their child to be," Ranma consintued to scratch his head, "Yeah, well, as flattering as it may, it's not all genetics. I didn't become the way I am because of it. I became the way I am because of my training and hard work and constantly studying martial arts," Misato laughed, "Actually, that's where you're wrong. Remember how you're basically derived from that blood found in Antarctica? Well, the blood belongs to you, or at least your former self. Investigation of the blood indicated a person who had exceptional genetics. That means the person you are today is based on the genetics found in that blood. Genetics play a big role in who you are. Basically, even if my child were receive a fraction of your genetics, those genetics are still far and beyond better than any other person I can think of," Ranma let out a breath as he tried to absorb this, "Man, that's a lot to think about," "I know, but that's how it is," she said hopefully, "And above that, in all honestly, considering your track record, I'm very scared that you'll die once again. That's why I want to seize the opportunity," "So lettme get this straight, you wanna have my baby," he said, taking everything into deep consideration. She nodded. "You believe that even if a fraction of my genetics is passed on to the child, it's more than anyone you can think of," he asked. She continued to nod. "And you're willing to do this through artificial insemenation?" he asked. "If it must come down to it," she said. Ranma said, "Jeez, artifical insemenation? Why the heck would I want that? Wouldn't it be more fun if we simply did it the old fashion way?" Misato suddenly found her nose bleeding as a very vivid image of Ranma and her having intercourse passed through her thoughts. Sure, she had had erotic dreams of him plenty of time, but perhaps it was the thought that he seemed actually interested was what did it. Ranma narrowed his eyes, "Hmph, you hentai," "Wait, it's not whatcha think," she quickly said, grabbing a tissue from the tiny holding tray by her cardoor, "It's just that...." "You were picturing us doing it," he finished for her. "Well, yeah...." she said before blushing beet-red and saying, "No, I mean....you're making things very awkward for me here," Ranma chuckled. Misato took several deep breaths to calm herself. After a minute, she said, "Look, let's talk about this over dinner," "Fine," Ranma and Misato were seated in the restaurant. The restaurant was very busy and they had to wait close to forty minutes before a table opened up for them. Shortly after they were seated, a young waitress approached them where they placed their order and patiently awaited their meal to come. Ranma smirked, "So, you really think women consider me the perfect candidate for their babies?" Misato gave Ranma an odd look, "What, you want me to spell it out for you?" He smiled warmly, "Nah, no need. It's just news to me," He had always figured girls seemed to like him because he was handsome. However, as he talked more and more with Misato, she started pointing out that that was only one of his traits that seemed to attract women. She mentioned of how women like herself are also attracted subconsciously to him simply because he seemed to be an excellent potention father. "However, I still don't believe girls like me because I'm a nice person," he commented, "I always believe I'm an asshole. I tend to take everything as a joke and am constantly acting childish and teasing everyone. In a way, I always figured I was childish and immature," "Um...." she said after a moment, "Yes and no. No offense, but you really do act childish and immature at times. However, I know that that's not always the case. I know you can be serious when you have to be. And I know that you actually have a kind nature. Frankly, I like the way you are just fine," Ranma sighed, "Well, whatever the case, it's all news to me. I always figured it was just my looks. That's kinda why I always act like an asshole, so girls would view me as one and not want anything to do with me. I never knew it was on a purely subconscious and instinctual level," "Now, about having a child," she changed the subject. She couldn't really understand how or why she wasn't all that nervous talking to Ranma. She had no problems expressing her feelings toward him. Perhaps it was because he always made her feel comfortable, like she could say anything in front of him and not worry about him judging her. That way yet another quality about him she loved, that he never judged people. Ranma leaned back in his chair, his arms crossed in front of his chest, "Yeah, about the child...." She smiled, taking a sip of her dring as she asked, "H-how would you want to go about doing this?" Ranma shrugged, "What else but the old fashioned way? We have intercourse," Misato nearly spit out her drink due to shock. "You're serious?" she had to ask. Ranma nodded, "Not unless ya wanna do it through artificial-" "The old fashioned way is fine," she quickly said, blushing terribly. "Okay, then intercourse it is," "Um, I'm actually really surprised," she had to say, "I figured it would be much hard, y'know....get you into bed," "All you had to do was ask," he said. Misato fell off her seat. She quickly got back up, her eyes wide with shock, "T-that's it?" He nodded, "Yeah. Since you put it that way, on how you really wanted a baby and find me the perfect candidate, how can I say no? You seem really eager to have a baby so I'll be glad to help," Misato sat down in her chair. She felt extremely odd. She remembered how much she had wanted Ranma back then, before he had left for his homeworld, and not knowing of an appropriate way of approaching him. After hearing what he said, she felt totally dumbstruck. All she could had done was merely asked nicely!! Was that all there was to it?! Ranma realized something, "Oh shit," "W-what?" she asked, looking up toward him. "Chickens," he said. "Huh?" she looked at him like he had grown a second head. "This world has chickens," he said. "And your point?" she didn't really understand the significance of that comment. "Lettme test something out," he said, "I'm gonna kiss ya," He got up off his seat and leaned forward toward Misato in an attempt to kiss her passionately on her lips. Misato's eyes widened when she realized Ranma was about to kiss her for the very first time. She had never been kissed by Ranma before. She had kissed him, but he had never kissed her before. She closed her eyes as she eagerly awaited his lips. At that moment, a chicken flew into the restaurant via the kitchen door and ended up striking Ranma in the side of his head. He casually grabbed the chicken and handed it back to the chef that had ran out of the kitchen after it. "I'm very very sorry. I didn't mean for it to happen," the chef apologized profusely before quickly headed back into the kitchen, chicken firmly in hand. "Man, that was rather weird," Misato commented. "Yeah," Ranma said, sitting back down in his seat and already proceeding to get comfortable. "W-weren't you just going to k-kiss me? Before that little distraction?" she stammered. Her breathing was a bit heavy. Ranma shook his head, "Why? There's was damn chicken in the middle of the restaurant," "What does that have to do with it?" Misato couldn't understand, "This restaurant is known to have live chickens in back and are killed for your meals to assure absolute freshness. One of them must've gotten out as one of the chefs were trying to get one from its cage," "Right, whatever you say," Ranma said. He looked up toward the sky, "That's really screwed up, y'know. You're one messed up God," "What are you talking about?" she asked curiously, wondering if Ranma was perhaps losing his mind. Ranma waved a dismissive hand as he took, "Nothing. It's just that I have this theory that there's some kinda higher being that constantly intervenes and actually prevents me from actually doing anything such as kissing someone or even express my feelings. It's really weird," "That's bull," she said, "It's merely coincidence," Ranma chuckled, "I wish it were. I wish it were," "Fine, try it again," Misato said hopefully, closing her eyes, "Kiss me again," He shook his head, "I'm telling ya. It's not gonna work," "Please," she said, her eyes still closed. "All right," he said with a sigh. He got back up out of his seat and leaned forward to kiss Misato again. Just mere centimeters from his lips pressing against hers, the kitchen door flew open, the exact same chicken flying across the room and accidentally hitting into the side of Ranma's head. Ranma grabbed the chicken again and handed it to the chef. "I'm very very sorry. It had managed to escape from my hands," the chef apologized profusely again. "Don't worry," Ranma said, getting back into his seat. He turned toward Misato who had this shocked look on her face and said, "Y'see? Didn't I tell you?" "God," Misato commented, "The chances of something like that must be, like, one in a trillion," "More like one in one for me. Right now, I'm batting a thousand," Ranma muttered, his arms crossed in front of his chest. "I refuse to believe something as ridiculous as that," she commented. Ranma sighed as he shook his head, "You still don't believe me? What's it gonna take to make you believe me?" "I dunno," she replied earnestly, "It's just purely coincidence. That's all," "Fine, this should prove my theory without a shadow of a doubt," he said. He stood up and tapped on the glass of his drink. "Can I have everyone's attention please?" he said in a loud voice. Everyone stopped their chatting and turned their attention onto Ranma as he basically stood in the middle of the restaurant. Even the waiters and waitresses stopped what they were doing to look at him. "You see this woman here? Her name is Misato Katsuragi," he said in a loud voice, loud enough that everyone in the restaurant could hear, "I just wanted to say that I am in lov-" Ranma speech was cut short when several dozen chickens came flaying out from the kitchen, all of them seemingly hitting into Ranma before scurrying in a random direction. "Damnit, didn't I tell you to always remember to close the cage?" a chef yelled at another as a dozen chefs ran out of the kitchen and after the chickens. Ranma turned toward Misato and smirked and said, "Y'see? Pretty messed up, huh?" Ranma looked at the bathhouse, "Man, I can't wait to get in," After the meal, Ranma and Misato headed over to the bathhouse. The meal had gone on without incident, Ranma no longer trying to prove his theory correct anymore, no matter how much Misato refused to believe. Before they went to the bathhouse though, Misato had dropped Ranma off at a clothing store to buy new attire while she went home to fetch a clean pair of clothes. She picked him back up about ten minutes later, and together, they went toward their destination. "Yeah, I've never been to this one before," she commented, "It looks rather extravagant," Ranma and Misato entered. Once inside, they paid for their admittance and entered their respective changing room. They didn't really understand the significance of separate changing rooms when it was a single bath for both sexes but didn't bother to think much about it. Insider her changing room, Misato took of her clothes and had this mischievious smile on her lips. There were three things she was pretty excited about. The first was the thought of seeing Ranma in all his naked glory. The second was seeing if seeing her naked aroused him. And last but not least, seeing how many males she could get to notice her. She knew she was very attractive and liked the attention. Once done undressing, she grabbed her towel and wrapped it around her body and then headed out into the bathing area. Once outside, she was a bit surprised to see just how much of a mixed bathhouse it was. She saw lines of faucets lining the walls on both walls as well as down the two isles in front of her. The part that surprised her was that there were women and men washing themselves side by side along the isles and wall. "This is what I call a mixed bathhouse, huh?" Ranma approached her and whispered into her ear. Misato was momentarily startled by his sudden appearance but managed to compose herself. Luckily for her, she had her towel covering over her breasts and private area. She didn't dare to steal a glance at Ranma because she knew he was stark naked. His towel was resting comfortably over his shoulders and neck. She blushed as she realized that Ranma was naked and standing only a few feet next to her. "I'll wash your back if you wash mine," he said, gesturing toward two open faucets next to each other. "Um, sure," she stammered. She and Ranma walked over to the open faucets, Misato sitting down, her back toward him. She felt very awkward as she seemingly felt Ranma's gaze on her back and her backside as she sat on this tiny stool. She gasped as she felt a warm cloth touch her back. "You're awefully tense," she heard him say, "However, I guess it's understandable. This is a mixed bath, afterall," Misato took several deep breaths to calm herself down, only to become more tense when she felt Ranma's hands apply pressure around her shoulders. "I'm gonna give you a massage first," he said softly, "You're tense as hell. You should relax more," Almost instantly, Misato's feelings seemed to drain away as Ranma's fingers did its magic. He gently kneaded her tense shoulders and rubbed the back of her neck. Within no time, Misato was so relaxed she found herself dozing off. She snapped back awake when she soon realized Ranma was attempting to wash her back again. She just sat still as Ranma eventually finished washing her back. "All right, now its your turn," Ranma said, turning his back toward her. Misato swallowed the lump in her throat and turned toward him. She smirked when she glance at Ranma's tight rear end as he sat on that tiny stool. When she regarded his back, she was amazed at how impressive it was. Ranma's back was very muscular and seemed to convey this air of hidden power. His muscles were well-toned and had the look of definitions developed through hard work rather than weight lifting, giving him that down-to-earth musculature. She took her time washing his back. She had this blush on her cheeks the whole time when she noticed several envious stares some nearby females were giving her. She knew it was because those girls were jealous of her and it actually made her happy. When Misato was finished washing his back and washing off the soap, Ranma proceeded to fash himself, Misato also doing the same. However, rather than having both their backs toward one another, they were both facing the faucet such that they were side by side. "I haven't been to one of these mixed bathhouses in a while," Ranma commented, smiling toward her. "Really?" Misato asked, keeping her eyes straight ahead. She didn't want to steal a glance toward Ranma. She didn't want him to see how eager she was to see him naked. It was weird. She had really wanted to see Ranma naked as she got undressed in the changing room, but now felt too nervous to carry out her plan. "Man, you're really tense," Ranma commented, "I understand why you're tense. It's because we're both naked and all, but what's there to be so nervous about?" "Um," she began. "If you're worried about how you look," he said, "Don't worry. You look fine. Frankly, you've got a really nice body," Misato smiled. For some reason, that felt very comforting. It made her feel much less nervous all of a sudden. "T-thank you," she said, turning her attention toward Ranma only so that she was making eye contact with him. "All right, I'm finished," Ranma said, getting up right in front of her, "I'm gonna go take a dip. I'll meetcha in the bath," Misato blushed as she managed to steal a glance of Ranma as he walked past. He had the nice tight backside and made her want to reach out and give it a good squeeze, just to make sure that it was as tight as it looked. Ranma stood in front of the hotbath, his hands on his hips. The bath looked more than adequate. It was very large and had a natural look to it. Instead of being a giant hot bath, it resembled more of a hotspring with several rocks lining the edges as well as a small island in the middle. "Looking nice there," Ranma heard someone say, "You must work out," Ranma turned toward the right where he saw a female in her mid twenties giving him a rather seductive look. Ranma looked down at himself and at the muscles of his arms and his washboard stomach, "Me? Workout? Not really," Misato glared daggers at the girl as she watched her talk to Ranma. Knowing that the woman was hitting on Ranma, Misato felt like it was her duty to quickly finish washing up and break the conversation up. Didn't Ranma know that she was only interested in Ranma because of his body? "You don't work out? That's amazing," the woman said, "Regardless, you must be in excellent shape. And it shows," "Thanks," he smiled warmly. "Ranma, let's go," Misato said, approaching the two of them. She glanced down at the woman and casted her a glance that seemed to silently say 'Stay the hell away from him' before turning toward Ranma, "I'm ready," "All right," he said, a bit curious as to how Misato seemed to have suddenly overcome her shyness. He looked over Misato's bare shoulder and at the woman, "Well, it was nice talking to ya," Without saying another word, he turned around and entered the hot bath, making his way toward the tiny island in the middle so that he could lean against one of its rock. Misato followed suit, leaning against a rock right next to his. "Ah, this is so relaxing," he sighed, closing his eyes, "This feels so good," "Yeah," she said, regarding Ranma. She was very surprised at how comfortable Ranma seemed to be in her presense despite being completely naked. She believe that it was most likely because Ranma had nothing to be embarrassed about. He had a terrific body, a body that males envied and females tend to have erotic dreams about. Misato wasn't all that uncomfortable being naked in front of a man also yet Ranma was causing her to feel otherwise. He yawned as he placed his hands behind his head, closing his eyes as if deep in thought and said, "Man, I'm gonna miss this," "Miss what?" she looked at him. "Miss these hotbaths, considering where I'm going," he replied, eyes still closed. "When I goto Antarctica," he said sleepily. He felt so relaxed he felt like he could fall right asleep up against that rock. Of course, he knew that would be dangerous because if he stay in the hot water too long, he would suffer from heat stroke. "Huh? Why would ya wanna go there?" she asked. "To find Adam," he continued to say, totally unaware that he was supposed to be keeping his visit here a secret. The hot water was giving him this light- headed sensation. Misato was no longer relaxed, "Adam, w-why the hell are you looking to find him?" Ranma, realizing his blunder, quickly snapped wide awake and said, "Oh, nothing, you weren's supposed to hear that," "No shit," she said, "However, I heard it regardless. Now why are you looking for Adam?" He became defensive, making Misato becomg even more suspicious, "Look, forget about it. It was nothing," Misato said nothing else. She didn't know what Ranma was up to, but she was going to talk to Ritsuko about it. Perhaps she might be able to determine what Ranma was hiding. "All right," she liked, "I'll forget you mentioned it," On a totally different world, a world unlike the one Ranma was on, Lina and the rest of the crew appeared. In the middle of the cloudy night, on a high cliff overlooking Tokyo-3, a glowing portal appeared and out emerged the Knight Sabers, Lina, Misato, Ritsuko, Asuka, Shinji, and Emiko. Basically everyone was there save for Luna, whom had stayed behind to open the portal to allow everyone through, and Akane, whom had stayed behind in case Ryoga showed back up home for some unknown reason. When the portal closed, Misato turned toward Lina. "All right, now it's your turn," she said. Lina nodded. She reached into an inner pocket of her vest and fished out a small scroll. She carefully read it through before she followed its instructions. She placed a hand on Sylia whom was closest to her and casted her spell. Immediately, a portal opened up right before her. A second later, Luna could be seen emerging from the portal right before it closed up again. Although the spell had only lasted a short while, Lina was already out of breath, the spell sapping away quite a bit of energy. "You okay?" Luna asked, "You want me to heal you?" "I'm fine, just a bit winded," Lina said. She really did want to be healed but didn't want the other girls to see that she needed help and had promptly chosen to to receive any. "Well, it seems the plan worked," Misato smiled. Luna's theory had proved correct. Her ability to cast open portals to other worlds was a spectacular feat. However, there were basically two flaws. The first was that she needed some form of reference to open the portal to that world, the reference being a person from that world, and the second flaw being her needing to stay behind to keep the portal open so that others may go through. However, despite that, Luna had believed it was possible that Lina open a portal from the other world to allow her through from the other side. It was a long shot, but it seemed to have worked. Luna had never known that something like this would have worked because she had been the only one capable of doing such a spell. Luckily, Lina was a fast learner and had managed to learn to cast it fairly consistently within a week. "I still don't understand why you wanted me to cast it," Lina said to her sister after finally catching her breath, "You should have let me cast the spell from the other world and have you and the others come through so that, in case your theory didn't work, you wouldn't have been stuck on the other world since you would be much more useful than myself," "You can say that again," Emiko commented. "What didja say?!" Lina sneered at the young ninja. "I did that because even if I couldn't come through," Luna said with a warm smile, "I'm sure you're capable of carrying the task out just fine without me," Lina turned toward her sister, a bit embarrassed, "Um, thanks for the vote of confidence," "Man, it feels so weird being in these again," Nene commented, looking down at her hardsuits, "I feel all stiff and all," "Well, we haven't used these in quite a while so we're all pretty rusty," Sylia commented, "However, we're a bit more comfortable now since we had that whole week to get used to it while Lina mastered that spell," "All right, what should we do?" Nene asked, turning toward Luna. Everyone turned their attention toward her. It seemed she had somehow been unanimously designated team leader of this outing. No one could really understand why but there was a quality to Luna that made her seem an even better leader than Sylia or Misato combined. Luna looked down the cliff and toward the giant crater that used to be a city. It seems as if a few years had passed since Misato, Ritsuko, Shinji, and Asuka had last been there. The city of Tokyo-3 no longer existed but there was a small town near the outer edge of the crater. Unfortunately, it was at the farthest edge of the crater away from the cliff they were perched. "Okay, it's pretty late and it looks like it's going to rain soon," Luna said, "There's a town all the way on the other side of that crater. We'll go there and look for some shelter. We can ask some questions there and see what we will need to do in the morning," "Man, it's so far away," Asuka commented, dreading the long walk in store for her and everyone else. "Don't worry about it," Luna said, "We'll just fly. Since Sylia and the others' hardsuit have flight capabilities, we can can all partner up with someone and fly there. Sylia can take Misato. Priss can take Ritsuko. Nene can carry Shinji. Linna can carry Asuka. I'll carry Emiko. Lina, you can go on ahead and look around for a tavern or inn where we can stay for when we arrive," "That sounds like a good idea," everyone seemed to agree. Shinji sighed as he looked at the bed of his hotel room. He had his own room while the other females all shared, two to a room. He figured he shouldn't be surprised since he was the only male in the group. Figuring he wouldn't really be able to sleep, he headed downstairs where he could take a dip in the hot bath that the inn had, one of its attractions. As he was walking down, he accidentally bumped into Emiko as she was on her way out. She blushed a bit as she realized that the robe she was wearing seemed to show off a bit more cleavage than she would have wanted and quickly closed the neckline to conceal herself better. "I'm sorry," he said, blushing a bit, "I should have looked at where I was going," He had caught sight of Emiko's cleavage before she noticed. "You're going to take a dip?" she asked, figuring it was best to fill the awkward silence. He nodded, "Yeah, I couldn't sleep. Figured I should take a dip and that the hot water might relax me," "Yeah, it's really relaxing," Emiko commented. When it was obvious that there was going to be another awkward silence, Emiko figured it was best that she say, "Well, goodnight," And then she quickly headed down the corridor where she disappeared around a corner. Shinji smiled a bit, blushing a bit. He didn't know why, but he kind of liked Emiko, more than any of the other girls his age. She was very beautiful, perhaps even more beautiful than Asuka. However, there was quality to Emiko that Shinji found very attractive. Emiko seemed to be rather quiet a reserved, much more so than Asuka. He liked that. Although she was an excellent martial artist she didn't act like some girl capable of killing a man with her bare hands even though she is easily capable of it. What he probably liked best about her was that she seemed to really like acting more like a girl rather than some deadly ninja she was supposed to be. He sighed. Too bad Emiko was in love with Ranma. Shinji could definitely picture being more than just being an aquaintance to Emiko. He entered the changing room to get undressed. It only took a fraction of a second before he realized he had accidentally entered the wrong changing room. Shinji's nose started bleeding when he caught sight of Lina in all her naked glory. The young sorceress had just entered the changing room from the hot bath and was still "You pervert!!!" Lina shouted, extending her hand forward to send a fireball right into Shinji and incinerate him. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" he said, quickly running out of the changing room. When Lina realized that Shinji was long gone and that shooting a fireball would had only caused damage to the inn, she had stopped her chanting. She was a bit surprised at how fast Shinji had been able to escape. After a moment, she figured it was best that she hadn't shot that fireball. Unlike Ranma, a fireball, even a tiny one, could have seriously hurt him. She was sure it was an accident. She looked down toward her breasts, wondering what Ranma would had said if it had been him that had accidentally ended up walking in on her. She would had shouted and called him a pervert, he would have said something like 'What, it's not like I haven't seen you naked before'. And then he would have probably had proceeded to take of his clothes in front of her, prompting her to blush profusely and ask what the heck he was doing, where he would then say, 'Well, I saw you naked so I guess I'll hafta let you see me naked' Lina felt disgusted with herself when she caught her image in the mirror by the corner and noticed this blush on her cheeks. She swore to herself as she wondered what the hell had come over her. In any situation, she would have chased Shinji down and shot him with something along the lines of a Dragon Slave for seeing her naked, yet for some reason she didn't. Instead, she had started thinking about Ranma and of the times he seemed to have 'accidentally' seen her naked. She was getting soft. It was all Ranma's fault. She was usually a decisive and quick thinking sorceress that everyone fear and would go out of their way to avoid, but now, she was acting like some love-sick schoolgirl with no brains. "Hmph, it's all Ranma's fault!! He's making me feel all love-sick and crap!!" she said. She blushed a dark shade of red when she realized something. "What the hell am I saying?!?!?" Emiko yawned as she gazed out her window. She had woken up well before dawn. Nene, whom had volunteered to partner up with her in the room for the night, was still sound asleep. She smirked when she noticed someone doing some kata out by the field located behind the inn. It didn't take her long to realized that it was Shinji doing so. She stood there for several minutes watching him, a bit impressed with his form. She was surprised at how much he had improved. She smirked again, wondering how well Shinji would have fair against her if she and him sparred. Although no where at her level, she had to admit that he was rather skilled and would most likely be a formidable opponent in a couple of years if he kept up with his training. That was a good thing. Emiko was so skilled in martial arts that no one was a challenge for her and she would like to have a worthy opponent for once. She felt her skill was going to waste if she had no one formidable to fight against. Ranma didn't count. It seems his level of skill was so far above hers, that there was no way she was ever going to even reach a fraction of his skill level. She had learned to live with it, with the fact that she would only be second best, that the gap between them was so wide she would never be able to catch up. Since she would never reach Ranma's skill, the only thing she could settle for was someone eventually reaching her skill. Shinji seemed like a likely candidate in the near future. Emiko got dressed and headed outside. She practiced her kata every morning, just like Shinji. However, she tended to practice in a different location, aside from the dojo and backyard where Shinji usually practiced. She liked practicing on the rooftops. It allowed her to enjoy the sunrise also, too. This time, she would make an exception. She would practice with him. "Morning," she said. Her eyes widened in surprise when she realized she was saying good morning in the first place. She couldn't understand how she had changed so much over such a short time. She usually never talked, let alone initial conversation, so what gives? Shinji, a bit sweaty, turning around and was surprised to see Emiko. "G'morning," he said, blushing a bit. He picked up a towel that was lying nearby and wiped the sweat off. "Um, how long have you been training out here?" she asked curiously. "I've been out here for around an hour so far," he said, taking his time to catch his breath. Emiko perked an eyebrow. She was impressed that Shinji had been up that early to practice. He tended to finish his practice at around the same time as her, yet since he seemed to be practicing an hour before, that meant he practiced more than she did. He must be very dedicated to martial arts. "You seem to be coming along fairly well," she commented. "Thanks," he said, "One of these days, if I keep this up, I'm pretty sure I'll actually beat Ranma," "B-beat him? Really?" she gave him a stunned look. Shinji seemed to be a whole lot more confident than she had believed originally, to believe he could actually beat Ranma. He nodded, "Yeah, that's my dream. I still have a long way to go. I know he's only playing around with me, but from time to time, I was actually able to hit him," It was her turn to be even more stunned, "You're able to hit him?" Shinji nodded, "Only a few times," "Hm, you must be a lot better than I thought," she commented. "I'm okay," he said rather modestly. He wanted to say that he is actually an excellent martial artist, that when it comes to unarmed combat, he is more than capable of taking care of himself but he didn't want to come of as conceited and arrogant. Emiko smiled a bit. Shinji seemed to be very modest. She found that a rather endearing quality to him. "What am I thinking?" she said to herself, blushing. "Huh?" he looked at her curiously. She gave a meek smile and quickly said, "Oh, it was nothing. N-nevermind," There was a moment of awkward silence, which seemed to allow Shinji the time to think of what to say. "I'm gonna keep practicing, perhaps you can give me some pointers," he said. He knew Emiko was more skilled than him and was hoping she might be able to point out some flaws. Plus, he figured it would be a good ice breaker. Emiko thought about it for a moment, "I don't see a problem. Okay, I'll do it," "Thanks," he said. Emiko walked a short distance away from Shinji to allow him some space to maneuver. She then proceeded to watch him do a kata she had seen all too often. It was the exact kata she remembered seeing Ranma going through when she had sometimes happened to have seen him practicing. Ranma seemed to practice infrequently. When Shinji was finished with his kata, he turned toward the young girl to ask for her comments. "Um, actually, from what I saw, the kata was flawless," she said, surprised that he had actually done such a complicated kata and series of movements without a single mistake. Shinji blushed a bit, "T-thanks," He figured he had made several mistakes. But since Emiko's trained eye picked up none, that must had meant he had done it perfectly. This was a first. "The only you might want to work on is the speed," she commented, "You should be going through the motions much faster," He nodded, "Yeah, I just figured it was best that I do it slowly so that I can get the form down correctly before concentrating on doing it faster and faster and eventually moving at full speed," "That good," she acknowledged, "That's what you should be doing," "Thanks," "Say, would you like to spar?" she decided to ask. She hadn't sparred against anyone in a while. Perhaps Shinji was a lot better than she had originally expected. It would probably do her some good. Shinji blushed a bit, "R-really? You want to spar?" She nodded. "I-I don't see a problem in that," he said somewhat nervously. He was used to sparring against a girl since he always sparred against Asuka, but she had been the only female he had ever sparred against. He regarded Emiko for a short moment. She was clad in her usually attire which consisted of her ninja outfit, minus the mask Ranma had removed a while back. Her clothes were fairly loose, which would allow for high modility. Emiko regarded Shinji. Shinji was clad in his street clothes which consisted of a short sleeved shirt and some loose-fitting jeans. The two individuals got into their battle stances. When Emiko noticed Shinji swallow the lump in her throat, "There's no need to be nervous. We're only practicing. No need to go all-out," "A-all right," he said nervously, starting to regret accepting the challenge. Sparring against Emiko felt different from sparring against Asuka. Against Asuka, Shinji was never nervous because was aware of Asuka's skill level. With Emiko, it was unknown. Emiko dashed forward to attack, wanting to put Shinji in the defensives. Besides, she was more comfortable being offensive. She performed a series of kicks toward Shinji's chest, all of them narrowly missing him, Shinji doing his best to dodge. "J-jeez," Shinji muttered to himself, breathing heavily. He couldn't believe Emiko could move so fast. He was also very surprised with himself for having dodged the attacks. Emiko smiled a bit. Shinji was indeed better than she had anticipated. She quickly banished her smile when she realized that she, a ninja, shouldn't be smiling in the first place. Shinji decided to take a crack at being on the offensive for a change. He dashed forward and executed several half-assed punches, all of them easily dodged, the last one countered and him receiving three hard punches to the chest for doing so. "I suggest you attack harder," Emiko said, knowing full well that Shinji was going easy on her because she was a girl. "I'm s-sorry. I'll try," Shinji said softly, rubbing his chest. Emiko smirked a bit. She wondered how the battle would be if she sparred against Ranma. She knew Ranma would go easy on her now that he knew she was a girl. She knew Ranma seemed to go easy on the opposite sex. She shuddered as she wondered what could had happened to her when she had first attacked him. Ranma hadn't known of her gender and had actually attacked full force. If she had been struck by a single attack, she could have been killed. But now that Ranma knew she was a female, she had an idea how he would fight her. "C'mon, fight me!" Emiko would probably find herself taunting Ranma. "Nope, you're a girl," Ranma would most likely respond, "You'll only get hurt," "C'mon!!!" she would shout. Ranma would probably shrug and then say, "All right. I'll teach ya a lessone then," He would then most likely dash toward her, dodging several of her attacks to to ward him off and then do something unconventional like tackle her to the ground. As she would struggle to free herself and get out from under Ranma's weight, he would have most likely wrapped his legs around the back of her knees while pinning her arms down against to the ground by her wrist. He would basically knock her to the ground and get on top of her in the traditional mounted position. "Hee hee, whatcha gonna do?" he would taunt her. "Unhand me!!" she would probably shout, trying to free herself and realizing that there was no way she would be able to overpower her. "Hee hee, from this position, I can do whatever I like," he would continue to tease her. He would then probably lean forward and bring his lips close to hers and say, "Y'know what kinda possibilities there are," He would probably blow on her ear which would send shivers through her body. As to whether or not she would like that, she had no idea. "Oh god, what am I thinking?" Emiko said to herself, blushing a horrible shade of red. She had managed to snap out of her reverie just in time to see the incoming Shinji and deflect his attempt to grab her lapel for an attempted takedown and counter attack with a punch to his chest followed up with a heel kick to his face, sending him spinning to the ground. He hit the floor hard. Landing a short distance away. He groaned in pain as he rubbed this side of his face where Emiko had kicked him. Emiko, realizing what she had done, that she shouldn't had kicked him so hard, quickly rushed forward by where he lay hurt. "Are you okay? I guess I hit you a bit harder than I should have," she asked, feeling a bit ashamed of herself. It was her fault for being distracted like that and then responding with such force. Shinji sat upright and winced as he nodded, "Yeah, I'm okay," Emiko let out a breath in relief. She was glad he was okay. She could had seriously hurt him or perhaps hospitalize him. Or even worse, killed him. Luckily, he seemed to be a lot more tougher than he gentle look let on. Shinji looked up at Emiko to acknowldge that she had won that little sparring session. However, he didn't even get a change to make eye contact with her because his gaze caught sight of Emiko's breasts as they were exposed. It seemed when Shinji had grabbed the lapel of her outfit to throw her, he had never released his grip when she had kicked him and sent him flying away and to the ground. It seemed the front portion of her outfit got ripped, exposing her breast. "Um," Shinji blushed. Emiko noticed Shinji blushing and didn't know why. When she looked down and noticed some fabric still in Shinji's hands, she suddenly realized that they looked a lot like a part of her outfit. When she looked down at her chest and noticed it totally exposed, she quickly darted her arms forward to cover them. "Pervert!!" she shouted, blushing red. She felt incredibly so mortified and infuriated at the same time. Shinji quickly scooted backward as quick as he can, "I-I'm sorry! I-it was an accident! I swear!" "Yeah, I bet!" she narrowed her eyes, not believing him one bit. Shinji, knowing he was doomed, that he was going to received the beating of his life, figured he might as well go for broke. Since Ranma usually ended up in situations like this, he had a tendancy of going down fighting, even though he was still going down regardless. "T-they're really nice," Shinji said, figuring that was something Ranma would say, "I-it's w-worth it to see them," Emiko stopped in mid stride when she heard the comment. She didn't know why, but hearing Shinji compliment her made her feel kind of nice and not all that angry with him. Afterall, she was a girl and hearing stuff like that was nice. Heck, it even made her feel more feminine and more like a woman for a change, not like that of being a ninja like she was used to. Oh man, that really does work, Shinji though to himself, totally shocked. He had always admired how if Ranma knew he had messed up and angered a female, he would basically throw in a several extra containers of gasoline on the fire, just so that he could go down in blazing glory. Shinji figured he might as well do the same but it seemed to have turned out differently and had a posititve effect. "I don't care, you're still dead!" Emiko said after a moment, her anger finally getting the better of her. As nice as hearing a compliment was, he had still seen her breasts and no woman would ever let a man see their breasts without their consent and live. Shinji received his beating as best as he could. "Jeez, what the hell happened to you?" Asuka commented as she regarded Shinji, "You look even more ugly than you usually do," Everyone was gathered around a table inside the restaurant located by the lobby of the inn they had stay overnight. It was still early morning and everyone had decided to discuss their plans over breakfast. They were all awaiting their orders to arrive. Sylia, Nene, Linna, and Priss were no longer in their hardsuits, having left them in their hotel rooms. "Ha ha, really funny," Shinji said sullenly. Luna smirked, "All right, who did you see naked or at least partially naked?" "W-what? How'd you know?" Shinji looked surprised. She smiled and laughed a bit, "Well, it seems Ranma's approach does work," "What approach?" Nene asked. "He likes to guess at what could had possibly happened and judging on the person's reaction, it proves that his guess was correct," she replied, still smiling, "It seems his way of getting answers seem quite effective," Shinji blushed as he looked down at the table. He couldn't believe he had reacted that way. Ranma always did that to him to get answers out of him that Shinji didn't want revealed and he had learned to counter it, to remain totally unemotional and keep his reply cryptic. Asuka smirked, "Well, it's obviously can't be Lina since she doesn't have much to look at in the first place," "What?!?!?!" Lina bolted upright, her chair falling to the floor. "Now now, calm down," Luna said, "Keep in mind that Ranma isn't here to be the mediator like he did back then. And I that I have no intention of being on the receiving end of two people's anger since Ranma seems to always ease the situation by getting them angry at him instead of remaining angry at each other," "I'll have you know that I did no such thing!" Lina sneered at Asuka, wondering if a nice fireball in that girl's face would shut her up. "I didn't do it," Priss shrugged. "Neither did I," Nene said. "Nor I," Ritsuko said. "Neither did I," Misato said with a smirk, "However, I'm sure there's plenty of times he's seen me naked so there's no reason for him to peep on me anymore. Actually, I'd feel flattered," "What?!?!?" everyone seemed to say at once. Misato held her hands up defensively, "I'm only joking. I'm only joking," "For some reason, I have trouble believing you," Ritsuko took a sip of her drink, "Knowing you, you're the type of person that would write out a will that would give Ranma your panties or something like that when you die," Misato laughed, "Perhaps. But that's for me to know and Ranma to find out," "Um, I'm gotta go to the bathroom," Shinji said meekly, getting up and leaving. Luna gave a meek smile as she put up a front. She was pretty surprised at the ranges of personalities Ranma seemed to have come in contact during his adventures. From what she could gather from the short time she knew everyone, Misato seemed to be really sex-starved for Ranma and didn't seem to be lacking in inhabitions. Despite that, Misato could be serious when she needed to be. Nene seemed rather shy and almost passive but is also a real genius with technology, something Luna wasn't all that familiar with. Priss seemed to be rather quiet but didn't seem to take crap from anyone and looked to be able to take care of herself easily and not be the one to anger. Sylia seemed the most reserved of everyone there and seemed to analyse and take thing into consideration before acting things out. She seemed least likely to act irrational. Ritsuko seemed to be the smartest of them, able to solve puzzles with only bits and pieces of information. Linna seemed to be the most normal of them all, tending to keep by the sidelines and contribute whenever she felt like it. Asuka seemed to actually be very much like Lina in a way such that they have rather loud personalities and seemed to always like attention. And last but not least, Shinji. He seemed to be the opposite, always quiet and shy and trying not to get in anyone's way. Since he wanted to avoid confrontation, that was why he had chosen to goto the bathroom. He noticed that he was basically sitting in the middle of a minefield, that he shouldn't be the only guy sitting at a table full of arguing females. Luna glanced around the table as everyone seemed to be arguing with one another. However, the persons that seemed to take no part in the talking were Shinji and Emiko. Noticing Emiko blushing as she seemd to pay particular attention to the wood of the table in front of her, Luna knew exactly who had beaten Shinji up like that. She smiled and even laughed a bit. "Hey, Luna, I have a question," Misato asked. "What is it?" she turned toward her. "You and Ranma haven't fucked, right?" she said. Luna was stunned into speechlessness. Some people could be so vulgar. "We're a couple. I'm pregnant with his baby," Misato added, rubbing her flat stomach. "In your dreams!" Linna said, "He don't need someone like you. And the only way you can get pregnant is if that vibrator