Jeffrey "OneShot" Wong Ranma 1/2: A sudden switch Ranma: Come back here, you pervert!!!! Happousei: Catch me if you can! (Ranma chases Happousei through the house. As Ranma continues to chase the lech, Happousei runs into Akane's Room. It just so happens that Akane is in her room and Ranma slams into her. Their souls and personality get switched. Ranma's soul and personality end up in Akane's body as Akane's his. Happousei jumps out the window) Ranma: (Getting up)Ugh. Akane: What don't you watch where you're going (Sees Ranma)What the?! Ranma: (Looks at Akane)What? You....me...Akane? Akane: How come I'm looking at myself? Ranma: So? Why am I looking at myself also? Is that you, Akane? Akane: Yes. (Ranma goes to a mirror) Ranma: Argh!!! I-I'm you!!! Why am I in Akane's body?!?! Akane: (Looks at mirror)Argh!!!! Soun: (Entering room)What's going on? Akane: Dad, Ranm and I got switched. Soun: (Hugs Akane)Oh, Ranma, you called me dad. Does that mean you have decided to go on and marry my daughter!!! Akane: W-what are you doing? I'm not Ranma. (Points at Ranma)That's Ranma! Soun: (Looks at Ranma)What are you talking about, Ranma. That's Akane. Ranma: (Smirks)Heh. This could be fun. Akane: Ranma, say something!!! Ranma: (Smiles)I don't know what you're talking about, Ranma. Akane: W-what? Tell dad that you're me!! Ranma: (Grins)I don't know what you're talking about. Soun: (Hugs Akane tighter)Oh, Ranma, I've been waiting for this day. (Starts crying) Akane: Dad! (Struggles to free herself) Soun: (Continues to cry)Oh, you're calling me dad. I'm so happy! Ranma: (Smirks)I'll leave you and Aka...um, Ranma alone. Akane: Ranma!!! Get back here!!! Ranma: Hee hee (Leaves) (Ranma heads downstairs. It just so happens he spots P-chan) P-chan: (Thinking)Now where am I?! Ranma: (Grins)Oh, this is going to be fun.(Heads for kitchen) (He gets a cup of hot water and goes to where P-chan is, which is the livingroom) Ranma: Hello, P-chan. P-chan: (Sees Ranma)Bwee!!!(Thinking)Akane!!! Ranma: (Smirks)Hi, P-chan, what brings you here? (Ranma splashes P-chan with the cup of water) Ranma: (Acting shocked)R-Ryoga?! Ryoga: Akane, i-it's not what you t-think. Ranma: From what I see, you've been sleeping with me as my pet pig! Can you explain that?! Ryoga: Just let me explain, Akane. Ranma: Well, I'm waiting.... Ryoga: Um...er... Ranma: (Smirks)It doesn't matter, come here and give me a kiss. Ryoga: W-what?! Ranma: (Pouts)Ryoga, I known all this time that you've been P-chan. Ryoga: Y-you have? Ranma: (Tries to keep from gaging and laughing)Come here and give me a kiss. (Akane, in Ranma's body, enters the room) Akane: What are you doing?! Ryoga: Ranma!!! There you are!!!! Akane: R-Rygoa. Wait!! Let me explain (Ryoga chases after Akane) Ryoga: Come back here, Ranma. So I can kill you!!! Shampoo: (Glomps onto Akane)Aiya, Ranma take Shampoo on date. Akane: Let go of me. I'm not Ranma!!! Ranma: (Fakes anger)Ranma!!! How dare you?!(Thinking)Let's see how you like it if someone glomps onto you like that. Akane: (Getting angry)................... Ryoga: What?! How dare you say that to Akane!?! Akane: W-wait!!!! Ranma: Hee hee. (Kodachi enters.) Ranma: Oh great. Kaodachi: Ranma, sweetums. Come to me!!!(Glomps onto Akane) Akane: Let go of me!!! Ranma: (Sighs)All right, enough is enough. Let go of...um...Ranma. Kodachi: You!!! (Attacks Ranma)Die, Akane!!! Ranma: Hey, quit it!!!(Starts dodging) (Kuno appears out of nowhere) Kuno: Where is my beloved pigtail girl and Akane Tendo?(Sees Ranma)Ah, Akane my love. Ranma: Stay away from me you freak!!! You too Kodachi(Gets idea)Oh Ryoga, honey, will you please do me a favor and get rid of these two. If you do, I'll give you a big fat kiss. Akane: You will not!!! Ranma: What's wrong...Ranma. Are you jealous? Akane: What?! Ranma: (To Ryoga)Go on Ryoga. Get rid of them and I'll reward you with a kiss. Ryoga: O-okay... (Ryoga absentmindedly pummels Kuno and Kodachi) Ranma: Oh, Ryoga, you're my hero. Akane: You stay away from me...I mean Akane. Shampoo: Why? Ranma want kiss violent girl?! Akane: Who are you calling violent girl?! Shampoo: (Points to Ranma)I call Akane violent girl. Ranma: (Thinking)Oh yeah, I'm supposed to be Akane. (Begins to speak)You take that back!!! Shampoo: Or what? We fight? Ranma: (Shrugs shoulders)Nah, I'll beat you. (Thinking)I owe Akane that much. If she's going to go through the things I go through, then I'll help her out by defeating Shampoo. Shampoo: Shampoo beat violent girl all the time!!! Shampoo beat violent girl again!!!(Gets into battle stance) Akane: W-what are you doing?! Don't you dare fight....Ran...Akane!!! Ranma: (Smirks)Come on, Shampoo, give me your best shot! (Shampoo attacks Ranma, who easily dodges attacks) Ranma: Heh! (Ryoga starts attacking Shampoo) Ryoga: How dare you attack Akane?! I will not allow it!!(Attacks Shampoo) Shampoo: Aiya! Kuno: (Waking up and seeing Ranma)Akane my love(Hugs Ranma) Ranma: Let go of me you freak!!!(Punts Kuno)(Thinking)Geez, even as Akane I still have to deal with Kuno. Akane: (Dodging Ryoga's attacks)Ryoga, stop! I can explain! Ranma: (Thinking)Hm, maybe I should help Akane out. She can't dodge Ryoga's attacks forever.(Begins to talk)Oh, Ryoga. Ryoga: Y-yes, Akane? Ranma: C'mere. I have something for you! Ryoga: Y-you do? (Ranma punts Ryoga away) Ranma: Heh. Akane: H-how dare you hit Ryoga?!(Attacks Ranma) Shampoo: Aiya!!! (Thinking)Oh my, my Ranma is attacking Akane. Shampoo so happy! Ranma: (Dodges)Don't even bother, you'll never hit me. Even though this body is a bit on the overweight side, I can still move quickly enough. Akane: What?!?!?!?! How dare you say that about me!!! Die!!!!(Attacks) Shampoo: (To Akane)Go Ranma!!! Go beat Akane up!!! Ranma: (Dodging)Heh. You're open (Trips Akane) Hee hee. Akane: (Falls to ground)Oof. Shampoo: (To Ranma)How dare you trip my Ranma?! Die you violent girl!! (Attacks Ranma) Ranma: Hold up!!! (Ukyo pops up. She glomps on to Akane) Ukyo: Ranchan!!! Akane: Let go!!! Shampoo: (Stops attacking)You stay away from my Ranma, spatula girl!!!(Glomps onto Akane) Ranma: (Shrugs shoulders)Heh, this is interesting. (Happousei shows up out of nowhere and splashes Akane and glomps on to her) Happousei: Ranma, deary, how nice to see you! (Rubs face in breast) Akane-chan: Argh!!! Neko-Shampoo: Meow! Ranma: Eeek!!! (Panics)C-cat!!! Ukyo: (Looks at Ranma)Why is Akane freaking out? Akane-chan: (Sighs)..................... Ranma: C-cat!!! (Runs head first into a wall) Akane-chan: Argh!!! You're damaging my body!!! Ukyo: Hey, Ranma, how come you're not scared of the cat? Neko-Shampoo: Meow! (Akane breaks free from Ukyo and Neko-Shampoo. She grabs the unconsious Ranma and runs away. She runs for several blocks before she stops) Akane-chan: Hey, Ranma, wake up! Ranma: Ugh. W-what hapened? Akane-chan: Guess. Jeez. Ranma-chan: (Remembers)Oh yeah. We switched bodies. Akane-chan: Yes, we did, and I want to switch back. I want my body back! Ranma-chan: I agree. I don't like this body. Akane-chan: And what's wrong with that body? Ranma: (Smiles)Well, first, I don't look nearly as sexy as my cursed form, (Looks at Akane)And from where I stand, my cursed for sure is cute. Akane-chan: Baka!!! (Akane doesn't slap Ranma) Ranma: (Realizes something)Oh...I get it. You don't want to hit this body. (Grins)This is going to be fun. (Looks down at self)Akane, from where I stand, I notice that this body should lose some weight. Akane-chan: (Fuming)Ranma!!!! Ranma: Hee hee...you can't hit me (Sticks out tongue)Nyah nyah! Akane-chan: (Glowing red)................. Ranma: (Smiles)I could get used to this. You not hitting me that is... (Ranma starts heading home) Akane-chan: Hold up! Where are you going? Ranma: Home... Akane-chan: W-we have to do something. We can't stay in this body forever. Ranma: I know. But while I'm at it, I'm going to enjoy some peace and quiet. Akane-chan: W-what do you mean? Ranma: (Smirks)I want you to know what I go through. Maybe then you won't be so angry at me all the time... Akane-chan: ...................