Jeffrey "OneShot" Wong

Ranma 1/2: Spring of drowned...	



(Ranma has finally found made it to Jusenkyo. The guide is next to him)

Ranma:Damn, I wish you knew where the nanichuan is. I don't really want 
to take a dip in all these springs until I find the right one.

Guide:I sorry. I forget which one is spring.

Ranma:Here goes.

(Jumps into a spring and resurfaces)

Guide:Oh no!!! You fall in spring of drowned Eddie Gordo. Now you fight 
cheap and beat everyone up without know really how...

Ranma:Hmm, that doesn't seem so bad.

Guide:Well, it not bad until you fight someone who fell in spring of 
drowned Paul Pheonix.

(Ranma shrugs his shoulders and jumps into another spring and 
resurfaces)

Guide:Oh no!!! You jump in spring of drowed Tuxedo Kamen. Now you no 
really want to fight but rather urge girls to do their best.

Ranma:Yeah, like I want that.(Jumps in another spring and resurfaces)

Guide:Oh no, you jump in spring of drowned Duo. Now all girls love and 
want your hair.

Ranma:I have enough girl problems as it is(Jumps into spring and 
resurfaces)

Guide:Oh no, now you jump in spring of drown OneShot. Now you have low 
self esteen and attempt to post funny fanfics to see if you good in 
comedy.

Ranma:OneShot? What a stupid name(Jumps into spring and resufaces)

Guide:You jump in spring of drowned Megumi Takashibara. Now you have 
same voice as every girl in every anime series.

Ranma:No thank you. My voice is unique to myself. Heck, I even have a 
unique famale voice. Don't wanna lose that.(Jumps into spring and 
resurfaces)

Guide:Oh, you jump in spring of drowned Jerry Seinfield. Now you talk 
about nothing, like how painful it is to stub a toe.

Ranma:Hmm, I always wondered about that. And how come papercuts hurt the 
most. I would rather have a huge gash than a paper cut.

Guide:Hurry, jump in another spring.

(Ranma does what he's told and soon resurfaces)

Guide:You jump in srping of drowned AOLer.....

Ranma:Shit!!!(Jumps in another spring quickly and resurfaces)

Guide:You jump in spring of drowned C-ko. You now act so cute it 
annoying that everyone wants to kill you.

Ranma:.............(Jumps in spring and resurfaces)

Guide:You fall in spring of drowned Chinese person. Now your house smell 
like fishball and you play musical insturment. It either piano or 
violin.

Ranma:Hm, even though I'm male again, I'm a Japanese.(Jumps into spring 
and resurfaces)

Guide:Now you jump in spring of drowned Button Smasher. Now you play 
game and everytime you lose you say 'cheap'.

Ranma:I'm not evengonna bother mentionin' about that game we played, 
Street Fighter 2....(Jumps into spring and resurfaces)

Guide:You jump in spring of cocky game master. Now you play game and 
give round to button smasher and lose last round...

Ranma:Me? I won't lose a round in anything unless I let them win.(Jumps 
into spring and resurfaces)

Guide:You fall in spring of drowned FFMLer....

Ranma:Dont' tell me!!! I don't want to find out!!!(Quickly jumps into 
spring and resurfaces)

Guide:You fall in spring of