Magazines piss me off

 

To be more specific, all those damn inserts in magazines piss me off. I guess through association, that's why I get pissed off with magazines in the first place. I'm pretty sure you know what I'm talking about, those damn 'subscription' inserts and those damn advertisements flyers as well. Oh yeah, and let's not forget about those perfume inserts.

Man, I can't stand those. I just wanna be able to read a magazine with relative ease instead of having to force all those pages open because of those inserts inside said magazine.

Give it a try. Open up to a random page in a magazine and notice how the magazine seems to close up because of those inserts. They're so goddamn annoying.

Every time I get a magazine, I always rip out all those inserts. That way, when I open the magazine to a page, I don't hafta force it to stay open. Unfortunately, it sucks whenever I try ripping out those inserts and a page or two get torn in the process. However, it doesn't bother me. I'd rather hafta deal with a couple of torn pages instead of a magazine full of inserts. What's funny is that after I rip out all of those inserts, the magazines usually look pathetically small.

Now I know that those advertisements are there because it helps pay off for the production of the magazine in the first place. It just pisses me off that these advertisement inserts are taking up more and more space as time goes on. Don't you guys find it strange that there are now mini-magazines within magazines? As much as I dislike excessive advertisements in magazines, I've grown accustomed to them. Actually, it's really easy for me phase them out since I never bother looking on the right pages. I only look on the left pages as I turn the pages.

Man, I wish magazines put ALL their advertisements at the very beginning or end of the magazine so that I can rip them all out with a single tear. That would rule.

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