Be a pussy, get offended at everything......even my rants.

First off, I'm writing this rant not to cover my ass, but to use as a link to refer anyone to who flames me about my rants. There's a good chance the person flaming me ONLY read one rant and decided he or she was offended and decided to flame me without bothering to find out what the hell my page is about.

My page is a hobby page, not to be taken seriously and is for entertainment value. I write fanfiction. I write rants during times when I'm taking a break from fanfic writing, to keep my muse flowing. I have a lot of creative energy and I need someplace to focus said energy and my webpage is a great outlet.

I'll only accept flames from open-minded people. If you're close-minded and think YOUR views are the only correct views, then don't bother emailing me. My views are my own, be it completely wrong or just mildly right or the complete opposite of your own. You don't see ME flaming you on your views do you? That's because I KNOW they're your own opinions and I know well enough not to try and shove my own opinions down your throat.

Ooh, how is that so? How am I not trying to shove my own views in your face when I'm putting such slander on my webpage? Because NO ONE told you to read my page.

My rants are my opinions. I don't care if my opinions are a bad influence on little kids who read my rants and believe them to be truth. Why? Because I believe it's a parent's job to keep their kids from being influenced by 'bad' things like my rants. Man, wouldn't it be funny if I write a rant about how the world sucks and committing suicide is a good option and some kid takes it to heart and really commits suicide? That's one less dumb fuck this world has to worry about. And if someone complains to me about what happened, I'll consider it akin to that mother getting pissed off at Sony for her son committing suicide over Ever Quest because she kept bitching at him to stop playing the game and he didn't want to. I believe It's the MOTHER'S damn fault, because she didn't realize there was a problem until it was too late.

My rants are my opinions. Did I already mention that? How you view my stinking opinion is your prerogative. It just seems rather stupid that someone's opinions seems to affect you like my rants do. Are you the kinda people that get offended at everything, like the swastika? I point out lots of things in my rant that, if close-minded, you're not going to understand. Do you know what that means? You're flaming me on something you don't understand. And last but not least, my rants are my opinions. You see a pattern here? I'm trying to be redundant to pound it into your head that 'MY RANTS ARE MY OPINIONS'.

Why do I want my opinions known? I seek attention. I'm a lonely person that you should pity who seeks attention from someone, anyone. I am crying out for help because ranting is the only way I know how to do so. You should pray for me for this poor sheep and gone astray from the flock called 'conformity'. Don't worry, you can't help me. I am beyond help. It's best to consider me a lost cause and move on with your life and hope there are less people like me.

If you don't like my rants, just ignore it. Is that so hard? I never told you to read it. Frankly, for you to read a rant and be offended, think of how I will see you? YOU just read through what you probably consider filth all the way until the end and wrote up an email to my rant. How stupid does that make you?

Before you flame me, read the entire rant, whichever rant it is you've read. After you're done, read my other rants. Why? Because after reading 'em, you'll realize I write what I write because I like being a devil's advocate. I write what I write not necessarily to offend people, although sometimes it can't be helped, but more along lines of wanting to get you thinking differently from your close-mindedness. Unfortunately, if you're close-minded about what I'm trying to get you thinking about, that's probably a good reason why you get offended in the first place.

Also, let's get things straight. I'm an asshole. I'm a dick. I'm a motherfucker. I'm a cunt. I'm a prick. I'm a dumb Chink (a derogatory term for Chinese). I'm EVERYTHING that you say I am. You know what? I don't care because I've been told to my face these things and brushed them off. How easy do you think it'll be for me to brush off an email saying such things? To answer that question, I have a 'delete' button for my email program that doesn't prompt me on a message delete. If your flame is as useless as you believe my rants to be, I will simply delete the email. Now that we've gotten through with that, let's skip the stupid name-calling. If you're going to flame me, go right ahead. Flame to your heart's delight, just get to the point of your flame instead of wasting my time name-calling something I already know I am.

If you're going to flame me for my spelling or grammar mistakes, go ahead. If you feel like you need to point out my spelling and grammar mistakes to give yourself the edge in being right about what you say, feel free. I'll just make the corrections in the spelling or grammar and move on.

If you're going to say ANY kinda opinion, it's best you give a reason for writing what you wrote or you'll be ignored. If something offends you, you better specifically tell me why. Something like 'I was offended about your swastika rant because I'm Jewish' DOES NOT counts as a reason to me. That's you assuming I already know what the reason to your flame is in the first place. I probably won't figure it out because I'm really stupid and am a pathetic person trying to sound smart by trying to write witty rants when, in truth, my rants are the inane words of an idiot.

Oh yeah, before you say some bullshit that I should get a life instead of wasting my time writing rants, let it be known that you read my rant, a rant which you believe to be a waste of time. Ooh, it takes far shorter of a time for you to read my rant than for me to write it? That's true, but you're still wasting time. Just because you're wasting less time doesn't make you any better than myself. If I make some joke about 9/11 and you laugh, it's YOUR opinion that you're not as bad as me for laughing at said joke than actually telling it. Heh, now that I think about it, since you're flaming me, you're wasting extra time above reading my rants.

Let it be known that my hobby is writing. Do you know what that means? Not only do I enjoy what I write, but I also don't consider what I do a waste of time. If you point it out that what I write is a waste of time, you look no better than myself since you read my rant. Oh, you didn't bother to read to the end? Ah, you wasted LESS TIME reading my rant which puts you in the clear from being a person that WASTES TIME like you believe I do. Also, your opinions that my hobby suck or is a waste of time is YOUR opinion. Remember that I mentioned at the beginning of my page that my site is a creative outlet for me, my rants along with it? How the FUCK do you expect me to release my CREATIVE energy by doing something OTHER than doing something CREATIVE?! If you think doing something else, be it playing games or reading a book, will be my creative outlet, you're wrong. Doing something non-creative just distracts me. Eventually, I will need a creative outlet and will, once again, write more rants or more fanfics.

Oh yeah, I'm going to post up all flames I get. If you're going to flame me, you better remove your email address because I will post it up in its entirety. People like reading hate-mail and this page is for entertainment value.

After reading all of this and you feel the need to flame me. Go right ahead.

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