Why does having passengers in my car pisses me off?
To all you drivers out there that have had passengers in your car....Don't you guys hate it when you find yourself having to wait for your passenger to climb outta the car before you can arm the alarm or lock the doors? You don't need to answer because I (a member of driver community) can't stand it and am pretty sure you all hate it as well. You just wanna tell your passenger to:
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CAR ALREADY!!!"
To all the passengers out there...is it so damn hard to get out of the car quickly?! You know how frustrating it is for me (the driver) to hafta wait for your slow ass to get out of the car before I can arm the alarm and lock the doors? I'm driving YOUR ass around! The LEAST you could do is be considerate and get outta the car before I get out after we park. I'm sick and tired of passengers taking their sweet time getting out of a car long after I've already parked and gotten out myself. How hard is it it to do such a simple task? All you hafta do is take off your seatbelt and simply climb right out. How long does it take you to climb out of the car and close the door behind you after we've parked? Take that thumb out of your ass and get out of the car the moment I park my car. It's really simple. How hard is that?!
Sadly, it seems really hard to you people out there. Passengers seem to have this weird mental problem where they must KNOW that the car is parked and that it's all right for them to climb out. And when do they KNOW? Unfortunately, it seems it's only when the driver is already out of the car and waiting for your slow ass to get out. I hate people like you!
Okay, so what if you (the passenger) hafta carry something? Afterall, as a passenger, it's your job to carry stuff in and out of the car since I'm driving you around. It's common law, that passengers do the favor of carrying stuff while drivers do the favor of driving said passenger around. Anyway, if you're expected to carry something, carry it with you AS YOU CLIMB OUT OF THE CAR. It's not that hard, is it?
Unfortunately, it seems hard. This is because passengers have this idiotic tendancy of leaving the damn item they're supposed to be carrying on the seat as the climb out of the car. Doing so just adds an extra step where you hafta duck back into the car to grab the package after having climbed out in the first place. Don't you guys realize that? Why do you do that? Carry the fucking item with you as you climb out!!!
Jeez, can't you guys multitask? Do you have trouble walking while chewing gum? Seriously, why does it seem like climbing out of the car has to be a 'lone' task that seems to require all your attention to accomplish? Does being a passenger suddenly give you this sudden inability to multitask like carrying something while climbing out of the car? Is that why you guys can't seem to roll up the window while opening the car door and climbing out?! Is that why you just sit in the damn car rolling up the window, waiting until it's up completely before bothering to open the door?! Jeez!
Now, what if you have a car that doesn't have an alarm or power locks which means there's no need to wait for your passenger to get out? You're lucky because I don't have that luxury. I have an alarm that I need to arm that also locks the car. But then again, maybe you're not that lucky. You've got other things to be pissed off about, like passengers that keep forgetting to lock the door. Why? Because they think you have power locks and will lock the doors for them. If you think about it, that's REALLY fucked up. If they expect you to have power locks, then they should be considerate get the fuck outta the car before you, knowing that you'll hafta wait for them if they don't. However, because they usually assume you have locks and don't lock the door, you hafta wait for them to open the door up to lock it anyway. That kinda defeats the purpose of not having power locks in the first place...because you STILL hafta wait for dumb fucking passengers.
All in all, if you're a passenger, don't be a dumb fuck and realize that the driver is doing YOU a favor and driving your ass somewhere.
Be considerate and "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CAR ALREADY!!!