Jeffrey "OneShot" Wong Ranma 1/2: Nabiki having fun (Opening scene:It's a rainy Saturday afternoon. We are at the Tendo's house where we see Akane, Ranma, and Nabiki in the livingroom.) Nabiki:Boy, I hate it when it rains. Akane:How come? Ranma:Because you can't go out and collect the money people owe you. Nabiki:What's that supposed to mean? Ranma:Nothing. Nabiki:Oh....ok Akane:When do you think it'll stop? Nabiki:I hope soon. Ranma:So you can go collect your money, ne? Nabiki:...... Akane:Ranma, why are you acting like that? Ranma:Acting like what? Akane:Like an insensitive jerk. Ranma:What?!? Akane:Why are you treating Nabiki like that? Ranma:How am I treating Nabiki? Akane:You're being mean to her. Nabiki:Oh don't worry about it Akane. Ranma:See. Don't have a cow, Akane? Akane:(Getting angry)Did you just call me a cow? Ranma:No. Akane:Then what did you say? Ranma:I said don't have a cow. Akane:Oh. Nabiki:(Smiling)I could've sworn I heard you call Akane a cow. Ranma:I did not call her a cow. Nabiki:It's because you like her. Ranma:Nani?!? Nabiki:Yeah! You would call her a cow if you didn't like her, but since you do....you won't call her a cow. Ranma:What are you talking about? Nabiki:What I'm trying to say is that you like Akane. Ranma:What? Nabiki:Yeah, you can't bring yourself to call her a cow because you love her so much. Akane:(Happy)Is that true, Ranma? Nabiki:Of course, he loves you so much that he can't make fun of you. Ranma:No, I'm not..... Nabiki:(Interupting)Gonna make fun of her cause you love her so much? Ranma:(Sweating)No, I don't....... Nabiki:(Interupting)want to lose her? Akane:Ranma, why didn't you ever tell me? Ranma:What I'm trying to say is that........ Nabiki:(Interupting)you love her? Ranma:Will you quit interrupting me? Nabiki:Fine, I'll leave you two alone so you can be together. Ranma:That's not what I mean. Nabiki:Why would you want to tell Akane that you love her if I'm in the room? Ranma:No, I want you to quit putting words in my mouth. Nabiki:Fine, then you go tell her you love her. Akane:Ranma. Nabikli:Go ahead, tell her that you love her. Ranma:Nabiki, will you stop that? Nabiki:Stop what? Ranma:Saying all this. Nabiki:You mean you don't love her? Ranma:No, that's not what I mean. Nabiki:So you love her, then. Akane:Ranma, do you mean it? Ranma:I.....er...... Nabiki:What are you waiting for? Go tell Akane that you always loved her. Ranma:What?!? Akane:Ranma. Nabiki:I said go tell her that you loved her since you two first met. Ranma:Nabiki! Will you stop it? I'm going to...... Nabiki:(Interrupting)Tell her you love her. I know. Ranma:God this is hopeless! Nabiki:No it isn't....you telling Akane that you love her isn't hopeless. Akane:Ranma. It's not hopeless. Nabiki:Yeah, you'll even have beautiful children. Ranma:Nani?!? Nabiki:I said that you're going to have beautiful children. Ranma:We aren't going to...... Nabiki:(Interrupting)Wait?...No....you can't....you have to get married first. Ranma:Nani?!? Nabiki:I said you two have to get married first. Akane:Ranma, you want to marry me? Nabiki:Go tell her. Ranma:Ahhhhhh! Nabiki:What? You're too scared. All you have to do is take Akane's hand and go "Akane, will you marry me?" Ranma:No, I will not. Nabiki:What's so hard about saying that? Ranma:I'm..... Nabiki:(Interrupting)Going to elope with Akane? Ranma:No! Nabiki:I know....you two shouldn't elope. You two should have a traditional wedding. Akane:Ranma! Ranma:Nabiki, stop doing that! Nabiki:Fine, I'll be quiet so you can tell Akane you love her. Ranma:No....... Nabiki:What? You want me to leave the room? Ranma:No, I want you to tell Akane that........ Nabiki:(Interrupting)I can't. You have to ask her out. Ranma:What!?! Nabiki:I said that you have to ask Akane out, not me. Akane:Ranma, you're asking me out? Nabiki:Of course he is, Akane. Ranma:I'm not asking Akane out. Nabiki:Well.....maybe you shouldn't. Ranma:Exactly. Nabiki:Afterall, you two know each other so well already that you should get married without having to date. Ranma:I'm not trying to say that! Nabiki:What? So you do want to go out with Akane. Ranma:I give up. Nabiki:You should never give up. You'll win Akane's heart soon enough. Ranma:I don't want to win Akane's heart. Nabiki:It's because you are too scared to try, right? Ranma:No! Nabiki:So you're going to try to want to win her heart. Akane:Ranma. Ranma:No! Nabiki:What? You don't want to win her heart? Ranma:Yes! Nabiki:Yes, you want to win her heart? Ranma:No!Yes, I don't want to win her heart. Nabiki:Then that means you don't love her. Ranma:I'm not saying that! Nabiki:You're saying that you hate her? Ranma:What?!? NabikiYou're saying that you hate her guts and never want to be with her. Akane:(Getting mad)Ranma. Nabiki:And you're saying that she's a uncute tomboy that nobody likes. Ranma:No! Nabiki:You mean to say that she's worse than an uncute tomboy that nobody likes, like a downright disgusting girl that everybody hates. Is that what you mean? Akane:(Fuming)Ranma! Ranma:Oh no! Akane:Ranma no BAKA! (Akane takes a mallet out of nowhere and hits him out of the house into the rain) Nabiki:(Thinking)Boy, that was fun. I think I ought to do that more often.(Goes upstairs) Ranma(Female):Hmph. (Upstairs, Nabiki calls Kuno on the phone) Nabiki:(On the phone)Kuno-chan, I know where your pig-tailed is. Kuno:(On the phone)You do? Where? Nabiki:She's in my backyard. Kuno:I'll be right over. (Nabiki hangs up the phone and starts giggling) There.......a short, but funny fanfic for all you Nabiki lovers out there. Please send comments.(NO flames like "You suck" or the like please.)I would like to say that the characters were created by Rumiko Takahashi and that I would never infringe on any of her works. I hope you enjoyed it. I'll continue to write more. I'm sorry for any grammatical or spelling mistakes. P.S.-If you want any of my other fanfics, just ask. Jeffrey "OneShot" Wong