Jeffrey "OneShot" Wong

Neon Genesis Evangelion: MS-MAGI

What if MAGI had been created by Microsoft?


  "All right, initiate the start up program," Misato said.
  "I-I can't," Maya said, "I'm getting an error message,"
  "What kind of error message?"
  "I keep getting 'Bad command or file name'" Maya said, reading her 
screen.
  "Do it manually then," Misato offered.
  "I'm getting a general protection fault," came Maya's reply.
  "What the hell's wrong with the damn computer?"
  Maya tapped several keys. Looked at the screen and then tapped the 
keys again, and then said, "Oh no! The entire system has crashed!"
  "Well, restart it then," Misato said harshly, "We're going to be 
sitting ducks if an Angel attacks,"
  "Hai," Maya said. She punched in a few keys. A moment later, she 
looked at the screen and then said,   "I'm getting the same 'Bad command 
or file name' error again,"
Makoto said, "Why not just shut the entire system down, wait a few 
moments, and then turn it back on and hope the problem magically 
disappears?"
  Ritsuko, silent until now, said, "You've got to be kidding me. That's 
something a Computer Science major would say when working with a 
computer. You're a computer expert. Jeez,"
  "No good, Misato," Maya interrupted, "I keep getting the same error. 
It's either that or a general protection fault,"
  "I guess there's a bright side....at lesat we're not getting the blue 
screen o' death," Misato said jokingly.
  All of a sudden, the control room is filled with a blue light. 
Everyone slowly looked up at the screen.
  "Damn, I spoke too soon...." Misato muttered sullenly. She sighed, 
"Restart the system but this time in safe mode,"
  "But that's useless. We won't be able to activate Unit-01 in safe 
mode," Maya said. "The proper drivers won't be installed,"
  "Who cares, we've got more problems than that," Misato said. "Damn, I 
wish there was some kinda patch that'll fix this,"
  "There is, but we need internet access....and we can't get it because 
we can't get the computer online," Makoto said.
  "We are now in safe mode," Maya called out. She looked at the screen 
"Misato, I think I know what the problem is. It seem two devices are 
using the same channel,"
  "Well, assign a device to another channel and restart," Misato said, 
annoyed. Her hair was going to go grey prematurely at this rate.
  Ritsuko looked at Misato, "Man, I really wish my mom didn't buy MAGI's 
operating system from Microsoft."
  Misato nodded, "You're telling me,"
  "No good, I'm still getting a general protection fault,"
  "Argh!!!" everyone said in unison.

<End for now>

Sorry to all those Computer Science majors. I'm just poking fun at ya. 
Don't take it personally :)